"please pee in the cup ms Stilleto. Not on your pants."

[stilleto]

Here is a pic.

And, it confirms what we have all thought for sometime. Stilleto is the Devil.

i've heard that rumor on the pm circuit before.

 

[AAP]

is that what it takes around here? water sports

 

[Scotsman]

I went to the doctor today and they needed a urine sample.

"please pee in the cup and leave it on the metal shelf in the bathroom. Thank you."

I go to do the thing, which i knew wasn't going to be easy, since I had just peed before I left for the doctor.

I'm contorting myself so that when that stream comes, i can capture it. Except, ye of big boobs will attest to the fact that I can't see past them. one hand is holding myself from falling over. the other hand is holding the cup. I don't have any other hands to hold the boobs in so i can watch for the pee to happen.

I twist a bit. I can see.
I can see the pee going into the cup, and then somehow changing directions and hitting the seat, then dripping off onto the calf of my jeans.

luckily, there wasn't much there. but... i had to go back to the waiting room, with everyone knowing I had just peed in the cup, and everyone seeing the left bottom half of my jeans having a bit o' the pee on it.

My first thought is better on the pantleg than on your new couch.

My second thought is I'd really like to see this position your talking about.

An lastly MMMMMM Stileto bewbs!!!!

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[stilleto]

My first thought is better on the pantleg than on your new couch.

My second thought is I'd really like to see this position your talking about.

An lastly MMMMMM Stileto bewbs!!!!

Cheers,
Scotsman

you think alot.

that's HAWT.

 

[perkele]

A pee thread?

 

[perkele]

A yellow moment.

 

[perkele]

I love apple juice.

 

[Mavafanculo]

You're lucky they didn't want a stool sample.

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tee hee

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[Gymgurl]

My god your boobs are that big that you can't see your crotch???

 

[time]

Thats Y I work in the GOV.... NO DRUG TESTING!!!! Ha Ha .. This is Y our Gov is so crazy... Bunch of crack heads run this world...