Please help a guy out (haven't gotten any in over a year)

[yaba]

I haven't gotten any in over a year and I'm desperate!!!

Freak man, I just got back from the military and am searching for some full screen porn. They are VERY strict in the military and I couldn't get my hands on any females - in person or even through freakin porn. ..............I'm freakin deprived man!!!

Where the freak do I get it at boys and girls??!!!! Give me a site, a location, any damn place.!!!!!!

WHERE!!!!!!!!!!! Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

I need to see some naked females asap.

Help folks!!! I've got a huge load buildup and need to let it out.!!

 

[Cindy99]

where do you live? maybe the real thing would be preferable? what do you look like?

 

[yaba]

i'm fat, ugly, have corns all over me feet, smell like a fresh dump of horse crap that just ate chili, drool due to misfunctional mouth musccles, only have two bucked teeth remaining due to eating too many O Henry's, have overly yellow earwax cause i cannot afford Q-Tips, and right arm shorter than left cause i slept on it too much as a baby.

the real thing would definitely be preferable but i'm not allowed in cities exceeding 1000 population for legal reasons, as a result i live in the lonely country where there ain't many people around. but there is a barn near me with some cows, sheep and two donkeys, so if i get too lonely i can go there for some "company" as a last resort.


but what do you say Cindy, wanna hook up?

 

[Mad_maxx18]

after reading some of her posts it wouldnt surprise me if she would hook up with you or one of those donkeys for that matter. hehe j/k

 

[Cindy99]

thanks mad max -0 you know how it goes with donkeys, size does matter

 

[Muscle Catalyst]

HERE IS your answer ..........
KILL YOURSELF..........ITS ALWAYS THE PEOPLE THAT SHOULD COMMIT SUICIDE THAT NEVER DO.......hmmmmmmmm....
MRSTEIN..

 

[wiseguy7]

I have an idea get your ass of the computer and leave your house and go out. If your looking for pussy of the net you have other problems.

 

[solidspine]

Cindy do you live in California?

 

[Cindy99]

nope, midwest USA

 

[NY Muscle]

Cindy99 i have a new email account and lost your email address

pm me and email address that you ACTUALLY CHECK lol cause im waiting for a reply from you

thanks