OWNED! ...from overheard in NY

[velvett]

A Bird in Hand is Worth Two in the Bush

Paparazzo: So you two are really pretty, have you ever done any modeling?
Dutch girl #1: Ha ha ha, not me, maybe her.
Dutch girl #2: No, I am studying history at home.
Paparazzo: You really should consider it, there is great money in it and I would love to help you get started.
Dutch girl #2: Sounds interesting...what type of modeling?
Paparazzo: Well, nude sells the best. We can go over to my place and discuss it.
Dutch girl #1: Great!
Dutch girl #2: Maybe you can take some of us together.

--Times Square

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com

 

[DIVISION]

A Bird in Hand is Worth Two in the Bush

Paparazzo: So you two are really pretty, have you ever done any modeling?
Dutch girl #1: Ha ha ha, not me, maybe her.
Dutch girl #2: No, I am studying history at home.
Paparazzo: You really should consider it, there is great money in it and I would love to help you get started.
Dutch girl #2: Sounds interesting...what type of modeling?
Paparazzo: Well, nude sells the best. We can go over to my place and discuss it.
Dutch girl #1: Great!
Dutch girl #2: Maybe you can take some of us together.

--Times Square

That's not suprising.....

Women are a trip.....




DIV

 

[CFZB]

sounds like the dude made out.

 

[velvett]

Hip Hop girl: Why do we always judge people on how they look?
Hip Hop boy: We're not judging them. We're judging their looks.

--42nd & 8th



LOL

 

[habitualhealth]

Hip Hop girl: Why do we always judge people on how they look?
Hip Hop boy: We're not judging them. We're judging their looks.

--42nd & 8th
LOL

HAH! Nice..

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

hmmmm, two Dutch birds in hand is worth an old Playboy thrown in the bush.

 

[DIVISION]

Hip Hop girl: Why do we always judge people on how they look?
Hip Hop boy: We're not judging them. We're judging their looks.

You kill me Velvetteer......

THIS SHIT IS OFF THE CHAIN!!!!!!



DIV

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I think I smell a new si......wait....I'm gonna keep this one to myself.

I'll let Velvett in on it if it takes off.

 

[chewyxrage]

That site is pretty fuckin hilarious

 

[velvett]

Girl #1: My friend Chandra thinks she's still a virgin because she's only had anal sex.
Girl #2: How do you know this girl?
Girl #1: She goes to my church.

--NY Public Library, 5th Ave & 42nd St.