Can't believe they let the cat out of the bag like this. I'm pissed. Now that the secrets out you might as well know:
It's the Asteroid Stack because many years ago an asteroid from planet Olympia crashed near Palo Alto, spilling a tasty yet highly anabolic substance on Phillips lawn. Well, his gardener saw how green and strong the grass grew and decided to harness this power for himself and friends. Once he saw the opportunity to make a bundle in supplement industry while also stamping out illegal steroids, well as they say: the rest is history...