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Bedford, NY - Ten nuns were arrested for growing pot and adding the illegal substance to their world-famous Heavenly Hash products manufactured at their retreat in the rolling hills of Bedford, an obscure hamlet tucked away in Westchester Country just 30 minutes outside of New York City.
The Sisters of Kindness order, established by Mother Superior Immaculata DuJour in 1925, has become one of the largest specialty food manufacturers in the world, boasting sales of over $320 million last year. Their Heavenly Hash products include muffins, brownies, bread, potatoes and stews.
The nuns, ranging in age from 65 to 98, have been sowing and harvesting pot for over 45 years. Greta VanFrustron, attorney for the Sisters of Kindness, said that not only was Mother Superior DuJour unaware of any illegal actions on the part of her nuns, but the sisters themselves claim that they never knew it was marijuana that grew plentifully on their fertile land.
"Mother DuJour has been taken to Westchester Community Hospital where she is being treated for severe shock," VanFrustron explained. "She is in total denial and insists that local police are lunatics. She has accused both local and state authorities of being anti-Catholic. In her mind, these people want to discredit the order which is world famous for its kindness to homeless, recovering addicts."
According to VanFrustron, the sisters are not drug lords. "They are kind and caring nuns who simply enhanced their food products with an herb that they insist is made from a special blending of seeds produced by their order more than 45 years ago."
"Not so," said Captain Joseph Marymount of the New York State Police. "These nuns are not as innocent as they would like us all to believe. We know for a fact that they knew exactly what those so called "herb" seeds were." Marymount explained that over 200 illegal aliens were employed by the religious order. "These men and women work in the fields and in the factory. But not one of them receive a pay check or any compensation for their labors other than all they could eat. It's a sweet deal all around!"
The sisters are out on bail. VanFrustron said that they are back in the fields planting and harvesting to meet the demands for their famous food products.
The Sisters of Kindness order, established by Mother Superior Immaculata DuJour in 1925, has become one of the largest specialty food manufacturers in the world, boasting sales of over $320 million last year. Their Heavenly Hash products include muffins, brownies, bread, potatoes and stews.
The nuns, ranging in age from 65 to 98, have been sowing and harvesting pot for over 45 years. Greta VanFrustron, attorney for the Sisters of Kindness, said that not only was Mother Superior DuJour unaware of any illegal actions on the part of her nuns, but the sisters themselves claim that they never knew it was marijuana that grew plentifully on their fertile land.
"Mother DuJour has been taken to Westchester Community Hospital where she is being treated for severe shock," VanFrustron explained. "She is in total denial and insists that local police are lunatics. She has accused both local and state authorities of being anti-Catholic. In her mind, these people want to discredit the order which is world famous for its kindness to homeless, recovering addicts."
According to VanFrustron, the sisters are not drug lords. "They are kind and caring nuns who simply enhanced their food products with an herb that they insist is made from a special blending of seeds produced by their order more than 45 years ago."
"Not so," said Captain Joseph Marymount of the New York State Police. "These nuns are not as innocent as they would like us all to believe. We know for a fact that they knew exactly what those so called "herb" seeds were." Marymount explained that over 200 illegal aliens were employed by the religious order. "These men and women work in the fields and in the factory. But not one of them receive a pay check or any compensation for their labors other than all they could eat. It's a sweet deal all around!"
The sisters are out on bail. VanFrustron said that they are back in the fields planting and harvesting to meet the demands for their famous food products.
