No one is going to believe this one!!!!

[bouncer]

It happened to me once. I got a phone call at work one time from the wife telling me that we had rats up stair's. I came home ASAP and went up stairs to check out the "rats". It turned out that I had taken a fire place out of the bedroom wall and block up the hole. However I neglected to block the chimney, so a bird got down and could'nt get up. I was going to leave the fucker there to die, but the thought's off listening to him knocking on the wall and getting weaker everyday. So I knocked a hole in the wall and 'ALL HELL BROKE LOSE'. It was a big fucking crow !. When it seen the light in the window it made it's flight for freedom there, but the window was closed. So it turned around and seen the same light in the mirror ward robe's. Of course it could'nt get out there so it turn on me. The bastard freighted the fucking life out's me. So there's the two of us fighting like bitchs in the bed room and the wife screaming on the stair's. I got the fucker in a blanket and kicked the cunt to death !. But to this day it was one of the scariest fights I've ever had.
Regards
Bouncer

 

[HappyScrappy]

Little brownish in color, with small white spots? Sparrow.

No king ref, just that time of year.

oh, b/c I think I'm pretty sure I recall one of his character with a shitload of sparrows outside his window and then they smash through the window at one point.

 

[freak daddy]

Damn Bouncer, that was crazy!!! I feel like a big puss now! A little sparrow! Did i ever tell you about the Bear, never mind!

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Picture of Freak Daddy post-attack.

Maybe you need this sign.

 

[Shrebly]

Was it a sparrow?

I was going to ask the same question. There are some old stories in folklore about what it means when a bird gflies into a house.

If it's through a window you can expect money from an unknown source.

If it's through a door you can expect news from an unknown source.

 

[da big thinker]

freak and bouncer,

you guys just made me piss in my pants...no j/k

ps:there's just something about iron 200 + lbs bros trying to fight off birds(we lift tons of big ass weight,but when it comes to birds...well,...)funny shit.thx for a good laugh brothers.

pss:i know you weren't really scared freak...but you must admit...this is funny shit

 

[IslandGirl]

We have a redbird at my house that has been flying into our windows since Christmas - that's almost 7 months of banging full-force into glass and he's still going strong! He started at our living room window, but now it's just about every window - including our car windows - for at least a few hours a day.

We've tried closing the curtains, taping x marks on the windows and putting my sister's stuffed animals in the windows to scare it away but nothing will stop it. The bird truly gives meaning to the term "bird-brained".

 

[freak daddy]

Great pic Satan!!!
I'm glad bouncer and I made your day Big Thinker!

 

[theoak01]

holy fuck you guys made my day,i can just see you guys fighting these damn things,thanx for the laughs,this board always cheers me up

 

[HappyScrappy]

I should note that IslandGirl also has a problem with running into windows and glass doors.
We're all working hard with her to overcome it.
Any support would be great.

We have a redbird at my house that has been flying into our windows since Christmas - that's almost 7 months of banging full-force into glass and he's still going strong! He started at our living room window, but now it's just about every window - including our car windows - for at least a few hours a day.

We've tried closing the curtains, taping x marks on the windows and putting my sister's stuffed animals in the windows to scare it away but nothing will stop it. The bird truly gives meaning to the term "bird-brained".