You do realize he's trolling you all, right? He has a Master of Science in Chemical Engineering from the University of Texas, I'm fairly certain he knows how college works. He has no need to spend my money either, he makes more than enough for the both of us. And the only thing wrong with his dick is your troubling obsession with it. Is there something you'd like to tell us?
Well if you like him so much why don't you fucking marry him?! Oh wait...