Need help on beating drug test...

[kmc]

I got a call from my agent two days ago and I have a few tryouts set up in May-June. Unfortunately, I have been using EQ because I had back surgery two months ago--this news came as a total surprise. Anyways, I was thinking of using a catheter to use someone else's piss?? I don't know, HELP me please I cannot fuck up this opportunity. This is for the NFL so i will be watched, I hope I'm not fucked! THANKS!--kmc

 

[powerlifterjay]

Bro i honestly wish i could help you , but i am truly in the dark on how to beat a test for juice. The only thing is some test only test for high test levels. Would Equipoise raise your test? I am not sure. But i know in powerlifting the big orgs look for test ratio higher then ... And it will pick up for nandrolone(deca). Sorry i cant help. THC no problem!

 

[brianmincher]

Go over to the anabolic board and ask the same question, but in your subject put in, How long after Eq usage to pass steroid test?

Those guys know more about juice and beating tests than guys over here. I think though, that if you are just using Eq, and you quit now, but aren't tested until May, you should be fine. The only steroid I know of for sure that will stay in your system that long is Nandralone. But like jay said, a lot of places will only check to see if your test/epitest ratios are higher than 6-1. If that is all they are testing for, you have nothing to worry about at all, the 6-1 test is easily beatable. People do it every weekend. I have heard of guys using steroids including testosterone right up till a meet, and then taking a birth control pill the night before the meet, and passing the test.

Ask your agent what kind of test they do. If it is a full IOC screen you may have a little bit of a problem, though I doubt you would be in trouble even then, because I think Eq gets out of the system fairly quick. But knowing what test you are up against will ease your mind, and don't sweat asking your agent, he has a duty of confidentiality toward you.

And besides, how seriously could the NFL take juice tests. Those guys are freaks. I guess Shannon Sharp got like that from EAS nutritional products. Jay, lets go to GNC and pick up some Phosphogain so we can be strong and natural.

Good luck, hope you hit the big time.

B.

 

[rgosit]

yea..it shouldent be a problem..theres no way half the nfl could pass a legit test

 

[powerlifterjay]

I hear ya brian. Those superstars know when its time to test and when it ok. But Eq is out of your system really fast. I mean you gotta take 3 shots aweek for it to be effective, so i would get clean now, and ya might be fine. But like brian said you need only EAS to fullfill your dreams! Every thing one needs is at your local GNC......in Mexico!

 

[Cubanito17]

Believe it or not i've heard of two ways to clear your system for any type of drug take creatine and drink ALOT OF WATER and take a cleanse that they sell at any fit stop or GNC it's called a cleanser tell them its for a drug test they don't care. Don't get it confused with a cleanse they use to get prohormones out of your body.

 

[1-dawg]

Creatine will do nothing to cleanse your system. There are cleansers out there but I ghighly doubt they are worth a shit if they come from gnc. Your best bet is to go into one of those legal smoke shops. They sell shit in there that does work.

 

[Sergeant]

They will not only test what is in your system but how much as well. Not 100% but if you drink a lot of water the night before and the morning of, while taking a lot of B vitamins to make your piss yellow will help.