My tolerance sucks

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Rectumus Prime

Rectum? But I thought I was driving the speed limit

 

[nangiggles]

DP is the most depraved sex you've ever had??!??

Lol I guess I'm pretty vanilla, lol, well I'm not, my husband is, the deprived comment was mostly because it was the roughest, hottest most intense sex we've had, at certain points I couldn't even breath, it was such a sensory overload, also he's usually not so passionate, we tried several dif things and I gave him like a 45 min bj in which I tried out different things, overrall awesome night.

He got me good again this morning, he actually rattled me too much and now my stomach hurts lol, I'm liking this being less of a bitch and high testosterone combo, its like he's a completely different man!!!

Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go join the gym and then go to Seaworld lololol

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[Dial_tone]

No comment

 

[jnevin]

No comment

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[smurf2]

Lmao!!

 

[wootoom]

Cool story bro

Fuck off you slimy dick licking vegan

 

[zwhit]

Rectumus Prime

lololol

 

[iamthatiam]

I drank one of those 8.8% 24 oz beers Saturday morning. That's the equivalency of 4 regular 12 oz. beers..After that, I had mind blowing sex and then ate a bag of Cheetos, a Jumbo Jack, a plate of eggs, potatoes and cactus, mozerello sticks, jalepeno poppers. Lost 3 lbs. 4 times yesterday and still wanting more. Some things never change.

 

[nangiggles]

More wine today, had just 3/4 just tingly not tipsy

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[jnevin]

Nan's going to get a prolapsed colon if she keeps drinking.