wow, i thought I had it bad on bp. glad to hear someone had it worse! lol..j/j.. I think the funniest part was about the 3rd grade teacher and you slamming your head...g1 bro..you need some karma for that one.
My bp experience was just a living hell (100mg e3d) for 2 weeks. Super high fever 102-103, swollen leg - couldn't walk for 3 weeks right, and left delt the size of a mellon...aches, pains...UGH...but i can't imagine the hell you went through ...
BTW, are you still doing it? I hear that after 2 weeks, you body gets used to it and the side effects go away, but i couldn't make it that far..almost, but not far..