It wasn't me. Figuring out how to respond to a "pole" is on my "to do" list:
1) Learn how to tie own shoe laces.
2) Learn how to shower without a bathing suit on.
3) Figure out how to respond to a "pole" as the French would probably call it.
4) Have sex with 16 hot women at the same time by progressive "one dunk" fashion shimmying down the line.
5) Grow up.