Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below
napsgear
genezapharmateuticals
domestic-supply US-PHARMACIES UGL OZ
Raptor Labs UGFREAK OxygenPharm
napsgeargenezapharmateuticals domestic-supplyUS-PHARMACIES UGL OZUGFREAKRaptor LabsOxygenPharm

My ass is a little soft?

blueta2

New member
Marc and I are away on vacation and we went swimming 2day.. when I get out of the pool he says " your ass looks ã little soft"

Should I dump him or beat him?
 
blueta2 said:
Marc and I are away on vacation and we went swimming 2day.. when I get out of the pool he says " your ass looks ã little soft"

Should I dump him or beat him?

Wow, and he still has all this teeth, no broken nose and full 20/20 vision?
 
Cushion for pushin!

Was he bitchin? Maybe you should just know that he's trying to be helpful by coaching you to perfection..... hit the Cybex.
 
poison his toothpaste. it's a slow death, but virtually non traceable.
 
blueta2 said:
Marc and I are away on vacation and we went swimming 2day.. when I get out of the pool he says " your ass looks ã little soft"

Should I dump him or beat him?
2 words: silent treatment :evil:
No man should ever say, shit I know kamikaze pilots who wouldn't dare say shit like that to incoming ships...
Confidence is one thing... Insensitive is one thing... takingforgranted again one thing... but self destructive is the phrase that best comes to my dome...
 
ariel347 said:
2 words: silent treatment :evil:
No man should ever say, shit I know kamikaze pilots who wouldn't dare say shit like that to incoming ships...
Confidence is one thing... Insensitive is one thing... takingforgranted again one thing... but self destructive is the phrase that best comes to my dome...


LOL...

When you push him make sure no witnesses...
 
I was gonna sugest that u bend over and let him see how nice and soft it is...Then next time he says its soft it he will be saying....


let me put it in ur butt again... It's soooo soft!!!
 
I think he said little..hehe
I could use some exercise. but he still deserves some form of torture.
maybe he will get ã suprise in his toothpaste. ok off to the villiage to look celebrate. I'll keep u posted on the slow torture.
 
SpyWizard said:
I'm thinking that there is an issue with determining the acceptable amount of butt that is acceptable..

this is too much..

zu14dk.jpg

It's alittle much, but workable.

And you know if dat ass was bent over saying "SpyWizard turn me inside out." you would be all over it. I know I would. :evil:
 
blueta2 said:
I think he said little..hehe
I could use some exercise. but he still deserves some form of torture.
maybe he will get ã suprise in his toothpaste. ok off to the villiage to look celebrate. I'll keep u posted on the slow torture.

You could keep us posted on your new workout log instead?
 
blue, you should withhold ass from him until you remedy the "apparently" unacceptable situation. That will fix everything.......:lmao:
 
redsamurai said:
If any of you know blue's personal health problems.....you understand why it isn't very cool what was said....:whatever:
It doesn't matter if her shit is as tight as Kiana Tom's from old school Flex Appeal... Dude, you just do not say that shit... especially on Vacation... I mean , is dude borderline or something... I mean even Deniro in TaxiDriver didn't even say that shit... not cool, so not cool :evil:
 
blueta2 said:
Marc and I are away on vacation and we went swimming 2day.. when I get out of the pool he says " your ass looks ã little soft"

Does that make you horny????

Austin.jpg


(oddly enough, it did make me a little horny)
 
ariel347 said:
It doesn't matter if her shit is as tight as Kiana Tom's from old school Flex Appeal... Dude, you just do not say that shit... especially on Vacation... I mean , is dude borderline or something... I mean even Deniro in TaxiDriver didn't even say that shit... not cool, so not cool :evil:
sure you do, its how you keep girls excited sexually

im seeing an awesome tiny tight bodied greek girl at the moment who is about a size 6 (in australia, thats small) and i have a running joke with her that she has to put on some weight, because shes too skinny, so that we can put her on a diet and make her bod awesome. i pretend to play xylophone on her ribs, then pinch some skin, then play xylophone again - its funny as hell, poor thing :D
 
redsamurai said:
blue, you should withhold ass from him until you remedy the "apparently" unacceptable situation. That will fix everything.......:lmao:
If all women just banded together, they could own the planet and we could have peace in our time.

However, women hate women.
 
bend that ass over and all the cheese and dimples disappear. i heard a comedian call it black magic....lol

SpyWizard said:
I'm thinking that there is an issue with determining the acceptable amount of butt that is acceptable..

this is too much..

zu14dk.jpg
 
WhistleBritches said:
dump him then come to me
desperate guys willing to put up with low quality women are the reason a lot of women let themselves go. if you want to shag hot chicks, you ahve to be willing to tell them taht unless they give you as good as you give, youd rather spank it

low class having mofos. make my life harder. wtf.
 
blueta2 said:
Marc and I are away on vacation and we went swimming 2day.. when I get out of the pool he says " your ass looks ã little soft"

Should I dump him or beat him?

Wow, that's a tough situation. One the one hand you have to be glad he's willing to be honest with you, but blabbing it unsolicited is isn't the way to do it.
 
RottenWillow said:
Wow, that's a tough situation. One the one hand you have to be glad he's willing to be honest with you, but blabbing it unsolicited is isn't the way to do it.

He totally did the right thing, its best he made his thoughts clear rather than just getting turned off over time and bailing. It's easy to tighten up an ass with discipline...hit that shit!
 
MightyMouse69 said:
He totally did the right thing, its best he made his thoughts clear rather than just getting turned off over time and bailing. It's easy to tighten up an ass with discipline...hit that shit!

No his timing sucked asshole. Should've picked a different time and prefaced his comment a lot more tactfully. I do agree though it's best to be honest rather than become increasingly turned off and end up leaving or cheating.
 
RottenWillow said:
No his timing sucked asshole. Should've picked a different time and prefaced his comment a lot more tactfully. I do agree though it's best to be honest rather than become increasingly turned off and end up leaving or cheating.

yeah, but us men kind of think of sex just about anywhere - I'm sure it just came out, I've been guilty. Then again, I had blue balls that evening.
 
SpyWizard said:
I'm thinking that there is an issue with determining the acceptable amount of butt that is acceptable..

this is too much..

zu14dk.jpg
I'd hit that but you should dump any dude named Marc with a C.
 
blueta2 said:
Marc and I are away on vacation and we went swimming 2day.. when I get out of the pool he says " your ass looks ã little soft"

Should I dump him or beat him?

olololololo :evil:
 
If it's gotten to the point that he said something, it's probably more than just a 'little' soft. I'm guessing he was using tact by saying 'a little soft' instead of blurting out "Goddamn, your ass is getting FAT!!!". Cut out the bad carbs and start doing cheek clenches if you're not well enough to work out hard...something is better than nothing.
 
you don't get women than. It's alot more complicated than that.....lol



GoldenDelicious said:
desperate guys willing to put up with low quality women are the reason a lot of women let themselves go. if you want to shag hot chicks, you ahve to be willing to tell them taht unless they give you as good as you give, youd rather spank it

low class having mofos. make my life harder. wtf.
 
haha.. you all r so funny. I believe my tush is far from soft. There were ã few hefers by the pool and now Marc sees what "soft" looks like.
I have been hiking, playing tennis and swimming just in case..hehe.
 
blueta2 said:
haha.. you all r so funny. I believe my tush is far from soft. There were ã few hefers by the pool and now Marc sees what "soft" looks like.
I have been hiking, playing tennis and swimming just in case..hehe.

need to touch said tush to be objective.
 
blueta2 said:
Marc and I are away on vacation and we went swimming 2day.. when I get out of the pool he says " your ass looks ã little soft"

Should I dump him or beat him?

neither. . .instead, you should let him stick something in there to kinda tighten things up a little. :)
 
SpyWizard said:
I'm thinking that there is an issue with determining the acceptable amount of butt that is acceptable..

this is too much..

zu14dk.jpg


How did u get that pic of my ass?!

My ass is FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR from that

I'm back and will post pics
 
GoldenDelicious said:
desperate guys willing to put up with low quality women are the reason a lot of women let themselves go. if you want to shag hot chicks, you ahve to be willing to tell them taht unless they give you as good as you give, youd rather spank it

low class having mofos. make my life harder. wtf.

Hey now!!!!!!!!! I've not let myself go. I'm prob hotter than most of the women you score with ;-)
 
EnderJE said:
If all women just banded together, they could own the planet and we could have peace in our time.

However, women hate women.


Haha! So true!
 
Sorry, no thong pics....hehe
When I work on my butt and make it hard like a rock, then I may do the thong pics
 
blueta2 said:
Sorry, no thong pics....hehe
When I work on my butt and make it hard like a rock, then I may do the thong pics


I sent you a thong pic... :heart:
 
Top Bottom