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Stan O'Zolol
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Dreamin' bout the girl next door
Picture this I was jerkin that gerkin
I should have locked the bedroom door
How could I get caught while I was pickin up a pound of meat
all this time she was standing there I'm polishing my good friend Pete
(When you are a young man you need a little thrilla
Keep a dirty magazine underneath your pillow
You never admit when you tenderize your steak
Or when you 'been wrestling with the one-eyed snake)
A box of kleenex on the counter
(I was in heat)
A tube of lotion on the sofa
(to beat my meat)
Here my breathing getting louder
(I was in heat)
All the sudden it was over.
Momma came in and she caught me one handed
Looking for the unicorn
Picture this I had roped that pony
had him in a tug of war
The lyrics aren't exactly right. If anyone wants the mp3 emailed to them let me know (736KB).
Picture this I was jerkin that gerkin
I should have locked the bedroom door
How could I get caught while I was pickin up a pound of meat
all this time she was standing there I'm polishing my good friend Pete
(When you are a young man you need a little thrilla
Keep a dirty magazine underneath your pillow
You never admit when you tenderize your steak
Or when you 'been wrestling with the one-eyed snake)
A box of kleenex on the counter
(I was in heat)
A tube of lotion on the sofa
(to beat my meat)
Here my breathing getting louder
(I was in heat)
All the sudden it was over.
Momma came in and she caught me one handed
Looking for the unicorn
Picture this I had roped that pony
had him in a tug of war
The lyrics aren't exactly right. If anyone wants the mp3 emailed to them let me know (736KB).
