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Longhorn85

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I'm a decent tipper, but sometimes I don't feel it's really earned. My wife and I went out to a nice club in DC this weekend and when I ordered a beer for me and glass of wine for her I would tip 2 bucks on top of the 14 for the drinks. Sure the bartender opened my beer and poured the wine.

The men's room attendant, on the other hand really earned the dollar I tipped him every time I had to pee. When I walked in he pointed out the empty urinal, pointed out the vacant sink after I was done, squirted soft soap into my palm, handed me a paper towel to dry my hands (a second if I needed it), let me spray on a little cologne (6 to choose from), and let me take a mint for me and my wife!

What a bargain!
 
the cologne is really the only part you made out on.

Other than they are pretty worthless.
 
I avoid them. Just smile and say hello. I don't need anyone to hand me a paper towel. If I need a mint or cologne, I'll give em a buck.
 
They used to bug me because I felt pressured to tip some dude watching me pee, but when I thought about it, he earns his tip. I mean, he hangs out in the men's room for pete's sake.

I asked my wife if there was an attendant in the ladies room and she said no. She said she thought that would be pretty cool.

I wonder why they don't have them? Are women bad tippers?
 
Frisky and I went out one night and they had a woman in the restroom doing the same thing. Pretty cool if you ask me!
 
Mr. dB said:
Like you wouldn't believe.
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I was at a club one time and the line to the women's room was ridiculous. Some desperate gal begged to get into the men's room and the attendant let her in a stall and guarded it for her.

No tip.
 
Longhorn85 said:
I was at a club one time and the line to the women's room was ridiculous. Some desperate gal begged to get into the men's room and the attendant let her in a stall and guarded it for her.

No tip.
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that bitch.
 
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Originally Posted by FEISTY11975
Frisky and I went out one night and they had a woman in the restroom doing the same thing. Pretty cool if you ask me!


needtogetas said:
and you dident give here a thing
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Yeah, did you guys tip her?
 
Bro at my club, you go in and the bathroom attendant points out which urinal to use based on the man with the biggest hose occupying the one besides you. When you finish, he (attendant) comes over, tucks you back in, leads you to the sink where you can wash your hands or hair if you wish. (and that is no fucking lie. I have been in clubs a dozen of times with guys at the restroom sink washing their hair. Makes you wondered if someone nutted in their hair or something), then when you go to leave you have 6 different X tabs to choose from. And three different brands of athletic foot cream to use. He thens gives you a squirt of cologne right in the mouf just so your trick for the night won't smell something strange on your breath and want to know what you put in your cosmo.
 
Wow, now that's what I call an attendant! How big of a tip would he expect?

Wait, no mints? It's nice to bring something back to the table for your date after taking a whiz.
 
Mints? Like I'd want to eat something that's been in the men's room...
 
Longhorn85 said:
They used to bug me because I felt pressured to tip some dude watching me pee, but when I thought about it, he earns his tip. I mean, he hangs out in the men's room for pete's sake.

I asked my wife if there was an attendant in the ladies room and she said no. She said she thought that would be pretty cool.

I wonder why they don't have them? Are women bad tippers?
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i think its because every woman suffers from chronic lesbian urges. so if there was a woman watching them pee, their urges would spiral out of control and they would start making out on the spot. thats just MY theory.
 
Mr. dB said:
Mints? Like I'd want to eat something that's been in the men's room...
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Hey, they're individually wrapped! Just like the ones you get at Pizza Hut or Applebees on the way out.

Good to have after swilling a few beers before returning to sweet talk your date.
 
Yarg! said:
i think its because every woman suffers from chronic lesbian urges. so if there was a woman watching them pee, their urges would spiral out of control and they would start making out on the spot. thats just MY theory.
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Maybe it's bad for an attendant there because most women don't bring their purses with them to the restroom.
 
Longhorn85 said:
They used to bug me because I felt pressured to tip some dude watching me pee, but when I thought about it, he earns his tip. I mean, he hangs out in the men's room for pete's sake.

I asked my wife if there was an attendant in the ladies room and she said no. She said she thought that would be pretty cool.

I wonder why they don't have them? Are women bad tippers?
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mens room attendants arent there to sell cologne and get tips. theyre there to stop men writing the first 3 bars of the national anthem on the urinal/walls/floor in a giant stream of piss

mens toilets are so sickening i often just use the disabled toilets.

also, anyone who wants to make a cheesy joke about me being disabled, not only do i know what youre about to do, but you need a disabled sticker for your sense of humour. thanks
 
Longhorn85 said:
You're probably exposed to more filth here on Elite than in one of those "establishments".
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No doubt, but I have enough money for a Plat membership here. I don't have enough money to dine in that kind of atmosphere.
 
im not a fan of them,some tell ya a joke as you wash your hands or whatever,thats cool,but one grabbed me by the arm in a strip club when I didnt tip for just washing my hands,I got really pissed about that,aggressive little fucker
 
For those who have never really traveled outside of "touristy" Mexico... let me tell you something about their bathroom attendants... they are usually 10-12 years old. When you go in, if you have to (god forbid) drop a deuce, they will wait until you are sitting on the throne in mid grunt... aroma wafting around nicely and then they will reach under the stall wall and grab the toilet tissue there which is always the only roll and not give it back until you slide money under the stall door for them.

Or in some instances, with older men they block the exit door with their bodies and won't let you live until you pay them. If you push past them they scream assault or worse, molestation. That is why you always use the buddy system in Mexico for restroom jaunts.
 
I told a guy if he wants a tip, he can start a collection in the toilet bowl cause that's the only place I'm donating.
 
AAP said:
For those who have never really traveled outside of "touristy" Mexico... let me tell you something about their bathroom attendants... they are usually 10-12 years old. When you go in, if you have to (god forbid) drop a deuce, they will wait until you are sitting on the throne in mid grunt... aroma wafting around nicely and then they will reach under the stall wall and grab the toilet tissue there which is always the only roll and not give it back until you slide money under the stall door for them.

Or in some instances, with older men they block the exit door with their bodies and won't let you live until you pay them. If you push past them they scream assault or worse, molestation. That is why you always use the buddy system in Mexico for restroom jaunts.
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Cuba was the same way, but not so aggressive. They usually had young kids, or old ladies at the door. you could walk past if you chose to, but they would give you a dirty look, or call you names in Spanish. everybody had their hand out there. And everybody had a brother/sister/cousin, who worked at the cigar/Rum factory in Havana, & could get you a very good deal. Almost as good as the stores.
 
fucking pointless they are....

i can wash my own fucking hands, im not incompitent... i'd rather drop the change on the stripper who's givin' me a little tease then a doped up looser who cant get a better job then pumping soap and handing out PRE-folded papertowel!
not even fucking 2PLY!!!
 
AAP said:
When you go in, if you have to (god forbid) drop a deuce, they will wait until you are sitting on the throne in mid grunt... aroma wafting around nicely and then they will reach under the stall wall and grab the toilet tissue there which is always the only roll and not give it back until you slide money under the stall door for them.
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Note to self: when partying in Mexico carry a small container of wet ones...
 
Longhorn85 said:
Note to self: when partying in Mexico carry a small container of wet ones...
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Actually some kid try that shit with me, I am going to throw the door open and wipe my ass with him.
 
GrandMaster said:
fucking pointless they are....

i can wash my own fucking hands, im not incompitent... i'd rather drop the change on the stripper who's givin' me a little tease then a doped up looser who cant get a better job then pumping soap and handing out PRE-folded papertowel!
not even fucking 2PLY!!!
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I was at a disco/bar. Who earns it more? The bartender who pops off the top to my Heineken or the guy squirting soap into my hands with a smile?
 
In many clubs the only way to reach a prime position of bartender is to start at the bottom. They do this to make you pay your dues.
 
i went to one with a female attendant and you got to fuck her for an extra 3$, she wiped your dick off too
 
If I owned a bar I would design a bathroom for men with a seperate wash area from the urinals so I could put a female attendant in there.

She would be hot & scantilly clad, and men would be buying lots of beer so they could piss often.
 
Longhorn85 said:
If I owned a bar I would design a bathroom for men with a seperate wash area from the urinals so I could put a female attendant in there.

She would be hot & scantilly clad, and men would be buying lots of beer so they could piss often.
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Brilliant.

I got like a $100 to invest in the venture. Serious.
 
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