Men only: The Official Female Body Type Preference

[the_clockwork]

We've had questions similar to this but I'm looking for some proof that Im not insane. I won't tell you the outcome I expect.

Don't get ridiculously picky: IE, don't say well, i would have picked type one with smaller boobs or model with dd implants.

After you vote, state your age and your body type. Women do not vote.

Type I Curvy:

Type II athlete:

Type III thin/model thin

Type IV bbw/large

 

[jh1]

You could have found a better example of 'Curvey' that bitch looks like chewed bubblegum..

 

[the_clockwork]

You could have found a better example of 'Curvey' that bitch looks like chewed bubblegum..

link me up one i'll change it

 

[jh1]

link me up one i'll change it

 

[the_clockwork]

lol when I say curvy I mean full figured.. Not fat but a little bigger, a woman with lots of curves.. I thought it was a good pic b/c she was revealing her curves, so to speak

 

[SpyWizard]

Type 1 is fat... that girl has no business wearing those clothes..

 

[yonkers weights]

Type 1 or 2 but not those pics you set up.
I need type 2 with tits!

 

[Raptorex]

thin is a win

 

[KillahBee]

Salma Hayek okthxcum

 

[Raptorex]

ok, young men gather round....i'll let you in on a secret....

about 95% of chicks get fat after 35-40 after they had kids, my advice start out with a baseline that is THIN!!!

 

[nimbus]

athlete!!

 

[yonkers weights]

Athletic is the way to go. Thin and have the work ethic to train hard. Rock hard body and a solid set of fake tits and it is good to go for years to come. You just have them get new ones every 10 years or so. My girl is not getting hers till after we have kids. Smart so they don't sag.

 

[the_clockwork]

there I updated curvy and that is what it's sticking to.. curvy women have curves.. some people consider it fat others find it very sexy

 

[yonkers weights]

Dude, that is not curves.... Stop telling yourself that. That is FAT.
Plain and simple!
Curves are women with tits and asses not a fat stomach's

Stop telling yourself they are curves, they are fat women.

there I updated curvy and that is what it's sticking to.. curvy women have curves.. some people consider it fat others find it very sexy

 

[puddlemonkey]

Morbidly Obese

 

[nimbus]

lololol you keep finding fatties for your curvy pic!!

 

[INNOCENT]

type II , not too thin and not to curvy

 

[yonkers weights]

Why does he lie and say curves when it is rolls???

lololol you keep finding fatties for your curvy pic!!

 

[nimbus]

Why does he lie and say curves when it is rolls???

maybe those are the kinds of girls he gets

i think for his type 1 he was looking for a chubbier girl, but instead he just found all out fat.

so how about a compromise


curvy:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/deeva/527166225/

 

[calveless wonder]

type 3 for sure, tall and thin..........

love me some legs

 

[yonkers weights]

Might be.
Like the pic. Good call.
Wish we could see more to make sure her stomach is not fat but it will do.
Better then those Lane Bryant models he had posted.
OWNED!!!!

maybe those are the kinds of girls he gets


curvy:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/deeva/527166225/

 

[javaguru]

Type II/III. I prefer athletic but they are rare so I'll settle for tits on a stick.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

love the thin gals

 

[nimbus]

Might be.
Like the pic. Good call.
Wish we could see more to make sure her stomach is not fat but it will do.
Better then those Lane Bryant models he had posted.
OWNED!!!!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/deeva/530775717/in/set-72157600317688917/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/deeva/495347811/in/set-72157600317685723/

i think we can at least tell it's not a blobby sagging mess

 

[jerkbox]

same way i like my coffee....tall, hot and black.

 

[jh1]

same way i like my coffee....Bitter & Merky.

 

[the_clockwork]

maybe those are the kinds of girls he gets

i think for his type 1 he was looking for a chubbier girl, but instead he just found all out fat.

so how about a compromise


curvy:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/deeva/527166225/

nah I don't like those chicks.. I was trying to find a pic where you can see the curves and didn't want to get some balls ass slutty, hot chick or she'd win not due to body type

 

[nimbus]

same way i like my coffee....ground up and in the freezer

bor....wtf

 

[javaguru]

My friend April and I were talking about this very issue the other day. She's curvy and wonders why the skinny butta faces get all the attention.

 

[the_clockwork]

See I'm trying get guys to picks the body type.. not pick the girls I displayed

 

[jerkbox]

My friend April and I were talking about this very issue the other day. She's curvy and wonders why the skinny butta faces get all the attention.

fuck that...she's hot

 

[nimbus]

well if this if this poll proves anything, it's
http://www.perfectyou.org/rules/no_fat_chicks.png

 

[the_clockwork]

My friend April and I were talking about this very issue the other day. She's curvy and wonders why the skinny butta faces get all the attention.

see I can't use that example b/c she would win due to the slutty nature of the photo.. gotta remember who we are dealing with here.. I am trying to get an unbiased portrayal of preferences in body type not specific girls.. maybe I should of cut their heads off

 

[nimbus]

See I'm trying get guys to picks the body type.. not pick the girls I displayed

well then blot out the faces.

bottom line is, you found legitimately fat girls for your curvaceous pic.

 

[jack sparrow]

I voted for the wrong kind

 

[javaguru]

fuck that...she's hot

She's 28 now but used to "really model" in her teens....like getting flown to LA for photo shoots modeling. She has this weird French mutt look they loved, she's almost 5'10" and 155 lbs in those pics.

 

[the_clockwork]

She's 28 now but used to "really model" in her teens....like getting flown to LA for photo shoots modeling. She has this weird French mutt look they loved, she's almost 5'10" and 155 lbs in those pics.

well I'm not gonna lie, I'd bang her.. she's got a nice rack in that first pic that is for certain!

 

[the_clockwork]

I voted for the wrong kind

thanks a lot you fucking asshole!!

 

[the_clockwork]

alright fuck this.. I'm going to remake this thread and bloat out faces later.. this thread isn't going in the right direction

 

[javaguru]

well I'm not gonna lie, I'd bang her.. she's got a nice rack in that first pic that is for certain!

All her parts are nice..... She's just not my type in the head....which is why we never pursued anything serious. The last convo she was dropping major hint bombs..."Why can't I find a guy like you."

 

[jack sparrow]

I didn't look at the pics first...the curvy one was a little large for me.

 

[javaguru]

well I'm not gonna lie, I'd bang her.. she's got a nice rack in that first pic that is for certain!

April hanging with her son....

 

[the_clockwork]

April hanging with her son....

april nude please

 

[javaguru]

april nude please

You have to take her on a few dates first...

 

[the_clockwork]

You have to take her on a few dates first...

do it for me bro

 

[javaguru]

do it for me bro

We've been friends for three years..I've seen and done it all....

 

[the_clockwork]

We've been friends for three years..I've seen and done it all....

anal?

post the pics you took then!

that your kid?

 

[Sub-Zero]

who the fuck isnt picking II or III???

im me, and im chosing II

 

[Sub-Zero]

fuck id hit it, ill do that one

 

[javaguru]

anal?

post the pics you took then!

that your kid?

LOL...not my kid, she was married right after college and he is the product of their union. BTW, he's a great kid, his father is VERY active in his life...I have no doubts he will be a successful person, therefore not posting on EF.

 

[puddlemonkey]

K to java for the hottie

 

[Sub-Zero]

My friend April and I were talking about this very issue the other day. She's curvy and wonders why the skinny butta faces get all the attention.

id hit it but shed get very fat very easy probably

 

[nefertiti]

We've had questions similar to this but I'm looking for some proof that Im not insane. I won't tell you the outcome I expect.

Don't get ridiculously picky: IE, don't say well, i would have picked type one with smaller boobs or model with dd implants.

After you vote, state your age and your body type. Women do not vote.

Type I Curvy:

Type II athlete:

Type III thin/model thin

Type IV bbw/large

Stolen from TMMB "chasingkaz" forum.

 

[the_clockwork]

Stolen from TMMB "chasingkaz" forum.

you use this user name on other message boards?

Nope...only post on one other board and my user name is different. Why, did you see it somewhere else?

ya.. nefertiti on tucker max's site

Go figure...well - it's not me.

 

[javaguru]

id hit it but shed get very fat very easy probably

Those are her fat pictures....

That's her at 28...how long you want to test her....we talked for two hours about her life, diet and exercise...she just started working out again.

 

[nefertiti]

Hahaha...I never said I didn't have a user name there. But it's not nefertiti. She's a cannuck. My last post there was like a year and a half ago.

 

[digimon7068]

the wife is 5'6" and weighs 105 - 110, but i dated (and thoroughly enjoyed) girls of various shapes and sizes. . .my wife is probably the smallest and the biggest was around 5'10", probably like 150lbs. . .i was always a sucka for a pretty face first. . .it's a while before i notice anything else. . .

 

[velvett]

You need a better athlete pic...


































ps. Java should be the master of picking the photos next time.

 

[the_clockwork]

You need a better athlete pic...


































ps. Java should be the master of picking the photos next time.

touch crowd.. maybe I should have a female pick the pictures.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Those are her fat pictures....

That's her at 28...how long you want to test her....we talked for two hours about her life, diet and exercise...she just started working out again.

nice shes a hot woman with ambitions of excersise and maintaining/getting in better shape.

so why dont u wanna date her?

 

[javaguru]

nice shes a hot woman with ambitions of excersise and maintaining/getting in better shape.

so why dont u wanna date her?

We've been friends..real friends..for three years...I know her...that's why.

 

[heavy_duty]

FUCKING ADVICE OF THE YEAR RIGHT THERE BOYZ!!!
Yah I'm over 40 so I know this shit niggaz!!!

ok, young men gather round....i'll let you in on a secret....

about 95% of chicks get fat after 35-40 after they had kids, my advice start out with a baseline that is THIN!!!

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

clockwork, you retard, I picked curvy before I saw your damn pics and that picture of your "curvy" woman damn near blinded me..

Angelina Jolie is "curvy"

Selma Hyak is "curvy"

wtf is wrong with you! why does she gotta be fat!

curves are hot.

 

[the_clockwork]

clockwork, you retard, I picked curvy before I saw your damn pics and that picture of your "curvy" woman damn near blinded me..

Angelina Jolie is "curvy"

Selma Hyak is "curvy"

wtf is wrong with you! why does she gotta be fat!

curves are hot.

listen boy.. I did not make the pole. Angelina Jolie is a fucking movie star, she is not a normal, everyday girl. If I wanted to put up movie stars on here it wouldn't be people judging body types it would be people judging actresses sex appeal.. it's requirements for an unbiased survey

 

[velvett]

clockwork, you retard, I picked curvy before I saw your damn pics and that picture of your "curvy" woman damn near blinded me..

Angelina Jolie is "curvy"

Selma Hyak is "curvy"

wtf is wrong with you! why does she gotta be fat!

curves are hot.

Jolie is curvy? (well she was in tomb raider - she's not anymore)
She's a rail - she's built like a woman and not a 10 year old boy, yes, but she's very slender - skinny actually.

Selma is great example of curvy.

 

[nefertiti]

Angelina Jolie is practically anorexic these days. Salma, I'll give you.

 

[cindylou]

curvy = Scarlett Johansson

 

[digimon7068]

Jolie is curvy? (well she was in tomb raider - she's not anymore)
She's a rail - she's built like a woman and not a 10 year old boy, yes, but she's very slender - skinny actually.

Selma is great example of curvy.

agreed. . .still. . .the first thing about her that i notice is her face. . .stunning. . .

 

[javaguru]

agreed. . .still. . .the first thing about her that i notice is her face. . .stunning. . .

My friend April and I were discussing the same thing...she has a model face but she's become curvy over the years.

 

[velvett]

curvy = Scarlett Johansson

yes

 

[gjohnson5]

I like to see velvett post her curves up

yes

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

Angelina Jolie is practically anorexic these days. Salma, I'll give you.

aww the dream is being ruined, that's kinda sad if she lost a ton of weight, cause she looked amazing with some meat on her and some curves in my opinion, like she stilled seemed curvacious in Mr and Mrs smith..

must be the lips though.. they totally throw me off..

 

[patsfan1379]

Fuck, I meant to hit "big".

 

[velvett]

Athletic Girls

 

[velvett]

I like to see velvett post her curves up

I have in the past.

I range from curvy to athletic - depends on my weight and activity

I have never had fantastic breasts and great abs at the same time.
Great abs - boobies aren't their best - it is what it is I guess.

 

[javaguru]

I have in the past.

I range from curvy to athletic - depends on my weight and activity

I have never had fantastic breasts and great abs at the same time.
Great abs - boobies aren't their best - it is what it is I guess.

I like the small boobs athletic look.....

 

[the_clockwork]

I like the small boobs athletic look.....

I'd agree with this! But nothing wrong w/ big boobs

 

[velvett]

I like the small boobs athletic look.....

Boobs are fat basically - less bodyfat - less boobies.

































you know what is really gross though - when someone who does not have large boobs gains a lot of weight and the breasts look like a fat roll on top of the belly roll. uni-boob roll

 

[javaguru]

Boobs are fat basically - less bodyfat - less boobies.

































you know what is really gross though - when someone who does not have large boobs gains a lot of weight and the breasts look like a fat roll on top of the belly roll. uni-boob roll

Womanz, you know I luv the skater/gymnast look.

 

[the_clockwork]

I love womenz

true story

 

[velvett]

Womanz, you know I luv the skater/gymnast look.

LOL

Skate til you die!

Every see that "Stick It" movie with the gymnasts?
You have to watch it if you never have.
































(Have to keep the heiny from falling down and going boom)

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

What can I say....I like a woman with curves. It's in my dna. She can be petite, model height or anything in between, but a 2x4 does little to entice me. It's the male part of me and an apology would be out of order as far as I'm concerned.
And letting herself go is intolerable, unless there is a physical/mental disability preventing her upkeep.

 

[javaguru]

LOL

Skate til you die!

Every see that "Stick It" movie with the gymnasts?
You have to watch it if you never have.
































(Have to keep the heiny from falling down and going boom)

The only thing i know about skating I learned from the movie "Cutting edge." What do you know about wrestling?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmpGyT-FTws

 

[Tweakle]

I'm rather partial to the slightly oversized girl with no breasts look myself, on an intellectual level I know it's wrong but there's something about an almost-plumper with itty bitty titties that just gets me all hot and bothered.

Rachael Ray now she's fattened up nicely is a great example, not much up top but she'd never give me any crap about bulking all year round.

 

[Island Son]

thin with ass?
Curvy is nice, but that's not curvy, that's BBW

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

LOL

Skate til you die!

Every see that "Stick It" movie with the gymnasts?
You have to watch it if you never have.
































(Have to keep the heiny from falling down and going boom)

you skate.. or used to skate.. wow that's awesome, you totally rock.

 

[javaguru]

Remember, this is curvy.....

 

[Raptorex]

Java, stop gaying up this thread or we will call the EFAFO on your ass.

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

Remember, this is curvy.....

she is a smoking hot example of what I think curvy is in my mind at least, not whatever the fuck clockwork posted heh.

+2

 

[DeezGunz23]

in shape, not thin or curvy

curvy will turn into fat and thin is just not attractive

she has to be athletic, that way its a nice body now and she cares enough to take care of herself in the future... ding ding i win

 

[javaguru]

Java, stop gaying up this thread or we will call the EFAFO on your ass.

How do you Pick3 a thread by posting hawt wiminz?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

curvy = Scarlett Johansson

Word and she has great boobage.

 

[heatherrae]

maybe those are the kinds of girls he gets

i think for his type 1 he was looking for a chubbier girl, but instead he just found all out fat.

so how about a compromise


curvy:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/deeva/527166225/

She is a good example of curvy. I agree.

 

[velvett]

The only thing i know about skating I learned from the movie "Cutting edge." What do you know about wrestling?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmpGyT-FTws

Tapout.

 

[Gymgurl]

ok, young men gather round....i'll let you in on a secret....

about 95% of chicks get fat after 35-40 after they had kids, my advice start out with a baseline that is THIN!!!

Im going to have to someover there and spank you Mr...

 

[puddlemonkey]

Im going to have to someover there and spank you Mr...

 

[Gymgurl]

 

[Raptorex]

Im going to have to someover there and spank you Mr...

YAY!

 

[habitualhealth]

you should've made this easy for all of them and put a "habitualhealth type" option.

 

[Mavafanculo]