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Dear Wife: You must realize that you are 54 years
old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able
to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as wife, and I
sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn
that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the
Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll
be home before midnight. -Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter
waiting for him that read as follows:
Dear Husband: You, too, are 54 years old, and by
the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater
Hotel with the 18- year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant
mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the
fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes
into 18. Don't wait up.
old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able
to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as wife, and I
sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn
that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the
Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll
be home before midnight. -Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter
waiting for him that read as follows:
Dear Husband: You, too, are 54 years old, and by
the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater
Hotel with the 18- year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant
mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the
fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes
into 18. Don't wait up.
