Make baby or stay on sauce?

[cuthroat]

Dude stay on the juice you'll get more "baby-making" done. Lololloll

 

[miplank]

Yup girls are shady like that. I once dated a girl that I caught practically doing a handstand while I was in the bathroom after seckuals thinking it would improve her chances of having a little pdaddy. We quickly broke up

My roommate years ago was dating this total whore and she told a mutual female friend of mine she would take her birth control in front of him but spit it back into the cup.

My buddies and I told him butnhe didn't believe us, gotpissed and moved out. He ended up knocking her up.

Oh, and he was a virgin before he met her.



Pwnt!

 

[cuthroat]

Yup girls are shady like that. I once dated a girl that I caught practically doing a handstand while I was in the bathroom after seckuals thinking it would improve her chances of having a little pdaddy. We quickly broke up

You think thats shady. Imagine waking up to find the chick you just fucked not an hour ago with the end of the condom I had thrown in the trash up her vag squeezing that shit in. I was fucking pissed as hell

 

[EnderJE]

Don't you have one already? Get a cat.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Yup girls are shady like that. I once dated a girl that I caught practically doing a handstand while I was in the bathroom after seckuals thinking it would improve her chances of having a little pdaddy. We quickly broke up

jesus christ what a psycho

 

[Sub-Zero]

You think thats shady. Imagine waking up to find the chick you just fucked not an hour ago with the end of the condom I had thrown in the trash up her vag squeezing that shit in. I was fucking pissed as hell

wtf i hope u sued her or beat her or called her dad

 

[cuthroat]

wtf i hope u sued her or beat her or called her dad

I have never hit a chic, and I never will. But this has to be the maddest I have ever been at one...I fucking yelled at her asking wtf was she doing. She cried. I told her she would get an abortion if she got pregnant there was no way I was raising a kid "since your a fucking psycho" if memory recalls. That was the last time I talked to her. Never heard from her.

 

[nimbus]

You think thats shady. Imagine waking up to find the chick you just fucked not an hour ago with the end of the condom I had thrown in the trash up her vag squeezing that shit in. I was fucking pissed as hell

hot sauce in condom

 

[cuthroat]

hot sauce in condom

I am pretty sure it was room temp by then

 

[pdaddyII]

You think thats shady. Imagine waking up to find the chick you just fucked not an hour ago with the end of the condom I had thrown in the trash up her vag squeezing that shit in. I was fucking pissed as hell

Jesus bro that trumps my experience for sure. I would have dragged her ass to to planned parenthood right then and shoved the morning after pill down that psycho cawk gobbler of hers.