lololololol, my friends are hilarious....but are cockblockers

[ceo]

so did you get laid>?

bwaaahahahahaha!

His stories all have the same ending.

 

[binö]

lol yea ceedub never get's laid in these sorta threads

 

[ortiz34]

bunch of haterz up in here

poor guy

 

[gripweight]

I was chillin with some gymnasts last night and there parents came up for their meet this weekend and cock blocked me and my boy cuz they were stayin at their place and they showed up at 130 in the am when we were all shitty it was some weak sauce.

 

[Sub-Zero]

my friends are talking about pussies and their textures, which they happen to compare to "medium rare", "well done" etc LOL.
This SMOKING hot girl happens to be listening in, and she goes "your conversation is completely disturbing but i find it hilarious". She was totally intrigued by it. she was perfect...totally gorgeous. and im thinkign to myself, bros...you have a perfect in. wtf

my one friend, who's a good looking jacked mofo, completely fucks it up by going "I bet you're medium rare". LMAO...i didnt even know what do besides laugh. she still kept talking to us, but my friend did everything he could to sabotage it. It was hilarious to say the least. Before she left she goes "stay away from the well done ones"(blaques)..ROFL. i guess you had to be there
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gahahahahah!

 

[calveless wonder]

bunch of haterz up in here

poor guy

pretty much.

the times i get laid, people ignore or i don't even bring it up because it's not an exciting story. and if i did that, i'd be labeled a braggart or full of shit. i tell stories simply because they're entertaining...getting laid or not is a completely indirect consequence

the time i tell a story and it somehow indirectly involves me not getting laid, its magnified times 1000000.

Not to mention the fact, the people who bust my balls couldn't even bag a fatty in south beach if their life depended on it..let alone a dime piece. i find that humerous

buncha haters who's best days were when nixon was president

 

[binö]

buncha haters who's best days were when nixon was president

i was born in '78

 

[KillahBee]

pretty much.

the times i get laid, people ignore or i don't even bring it up because it's not an exciting story. and if i did that, i'd be labeled a braggart or full of shit. i tell stories simply because they're entertaining...getting laid or not is a completely indirect consequence

the time i tell a story and it somehow indirectly involves me not getting laid, its magnified times 1000000.

Not to mention the fact, the people who bust my balls couldn't even bag a fatty in south beach if their life depended on it..let alone a dime piece. i find that humerous

buncha haters who's best days were when nixon was president

I will not only have better fornication with your current boo, but I'll also out double-bi posedown your 2% BF boy and then make him fellate me while I eat one of thise fucking amazing burgers at that joint you took me too at like 6am. sober.

 

[puddlemonkey]

i was born in '78

'75


I plan on bombing shrimp again soon, leave it alone next time. Respect your elders.