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lmao @ the irony of the possible breakup of me and my girlfriend just now

bran987

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the other day I got drunk drunk and said to myself "you know what? I'm 27, and I had a drink, wasn't having fun, had another, still wasn't, I think other things are fun to me now, I haven't drank in awhile and I want to make a change."

so my brother and I get together for the first time in eons and we both drink a ton of sake and I get so wasted I throw up. I feel like shit. my treo calls my g/f and hears me throwing up and we break up we didn't even speak to each other, it was totally through my brothers pleas for forgiveness. 8 months completely down the toilet of life. hahahhahhhhhhhhhhh

I love life. it's so perfect.
 
WAIT A MINUTE


You broke up with ANOTHER chick cause of an automatic Treo dial at an inopportune time?!!!!


no fucking way
 
just dump that cunt. marriage kills your drive etc and it is forever so be prepared to be with that some box forever.

just fuck other chics but her keep her around and let her dump you for sticking other chics
 
1. wtf at another phone incident?????

2. what kind of girl breaks up with you w/o a word spoken because she hears you throwing up?

3. you deserve it.
 
There is a HUGE (pun intended) chance that she is taking at least half a dozen pitch black veiny cocks in her mouth as we speak
 
jackangel said:
1. wtf at another phone incident?????

2. what kind of girl breaks up with you w/o a word spoken because she hears you throwing up?

3. you deserve it.
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jackass is pretty much on the ball here
 
bran987 said:
the other day I got drunk drunk and said to myself "you know what? I'm 27, and I had a drink, wasn't having fun, had another, still wasn't, I think other things are fun to me now, I haven't drank in awhile and I want to make a change."

so my brother and I get together for the first time in eons and we both drink a ton of sake and I get so wasted I throw up. I feel like shit. my treo calls my g/f and hears me throwing up and we break up we didn't even speak to each other, it was totally through my brothers pleas for forgiveness. 8 months completely down the toilet of life. hahahhahhhhhhhhhhh

I love life. it's so perfect.
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get a new fucking phone, thats two relationships that piece of shit has ruined
 
dude this is worse than flirting

i put in some serious work tonight

kb didn't even pick up my phone call
 
KillahBee said:
swole, srry dog, wasn't near the phone. you still up?
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we'll talk tomorrow dawg. tomorrow.

btw the juice has me sweating harder than heatherrae in a killahbee thread. it's not easy having to wipe my fucking face in the middle of throwing game
 
swole said:
we'll talk tomorrow dawg. tomorrow.

btw the juice has me sweating harder than heatherrae in a killahbee thread. it's not easy having to wipe my fucking face in the middle of throwing game
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she prob thought you were a raging coke fiend.

yeah, holla tomorrow for sure, I'll be around all day/night.
 
dead_reggin_storage_fashi said:
just dump that cunt. marriage kills your drive etc and it is forever so be prepared to be with that some box forever.

just fuck other chics but her keep her around and let her dump you for sticking other chics
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touchdown!
 
maybe she thought you were having some crazy weird sex.... or she thinks you gonna be a raging alcoholic
 
You sure you want the Old Grump to take you out? I mean if a phone call while getting sick for drinking so much caused you THAT MUCH grief.... LOL
 
BIKINIMOM said:
You sure you want the Old Grump to take you out? I mean if a phone call while getting sick for drinking so much caused you THAT MUCH grief.... LOL
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yea you dont want his leftovers :worried:
 
my friend's gf used to dump him all the time when he got blackout drunk, cause he would call her constantly and say the stupidest shit. They always got back together within a couple of days though, so i wouldn't sweat it too bad yet
 
dead_reggin_storage_fashi said:
just dump that cunt. marriage kills your drive etc and it is forever so be prepared to be with that some box forever.

just fuck other chics but her keep her around and let her dump you for sticking other chics
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which one?? i've been married 15+ years and i'm pretty sure all my "drives" are still working. please elaborate.
 
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digimon7068 said:
which one?? i've been married 15+ years and i'm pretty sure all my "drives" are still working. please elaborate.
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@ 250mg / test a week...I am sure your drive is fine.

However, natty with your nuts in the cupboard... you wouldn't have any drive left...
 
jh1 said:
@ 250mg / test a week...I am sure your drive is fine.

However, natty with your nuts in the cupboard... you wouldn't have any drive left...
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i only supplement once a year for 8 to 10 weeks. . .the rest of the year, i'm supplement-free. . .we get bizzy a minimum of 3 times a week year round. . .wuz yer point skinny??
 
digimon7068 said:
i only supplement once a year for 8 to 10 weeks. . .the rest of the year, i'm supplement-free. . .we get bizzy a minimum of 3 times a week year round. . .wuz yer point skinny??
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WHo knows. SOmething about marriage = teh suck, I guess that's to be expected when you marry a coke ho.
 
jh1 said:
WHo knows. SOmething about marriage = teh suck, I guess that's to be expected when you marry a coke ho.
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You must spread some Karma around before giving it to jh1 again. :(

Don't make the same mistake twice. Find yourself a nice West Virginia farm girl like I did.
 
digimon7068 said:
You must spread some Karma around before giving it to jh1 again. :(

Don't make the same mistake twice. Find yourself a nice West Virginia farm girl like I did.
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My first marriage was a lesson.

My last marriage is a gift. :heart:
 
digimon7068 said:
my first (and only) marriage was a lesson and a gift :)
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Your wife is indeed a lucky woman... but I know she already knows this.

Everytime I see you post up I think about your family and I smile. (literally)

I am so very happy for you all. :)
 
sorry to hear that bran.. it'll only suck for a couple days.. go out and stay busy to keep your mind off it
 
If that is all it would take to break you up - there wasn't much of a relationship from the start.


I guess the moral of the story here is - if you're gonna go drinkin' shut your phone off.
 
bran987 said:
the other day I got drunk drunk and said to myself "you know what? I'm 27, and I had a drink, wasn't having fun, had another, still wasn't, I think other things are fun to me now, I haven't drank in awhile and I want to make a change."

so my brother and I get together for the first time in eons and we both drink a ton of sake and I get so wasted I throw up. I feel like shit. my treo calls my g/f and hears me throwing up and we break up we didn't even speak to each other, it was totally through my brothers pleas for forgiveness. 8 months completely down the toilet of life. hahahhahhhhhhhhhhh

I love life. it's so perfect.
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velvett said:
If that is all it would take to break you up - there wasn't much of a relationship from the start.


I guess the moral of the story here is - if you're gonna go drinkin' shut your phone off.
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yeah, well apparently I lied to her and tried to say I didn't throw up, which is what pissed her off, the lying. Oh well, yeah thanks everyone life will work out and i think she calmed down about it. I think she's paranoid because she dated an alcoholic before.
regardless, I think I'm going to keep it to 1 drink when going out for awhile.
 
velvett said:
If that is all it would take to break you up - there wasn't much of a relationship from the start.
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that's what I'm thinking too, Velv.

There's probably a lot more to the story. Anywho, Bran you're awesome. Girlfriend or not.
 
Smurfy said:
that's what I'm thinking too, Velv.

There's probably a lot more to the story. Anywho, Bran you're awesome. Girlfriend or not.
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I don't know what I would do if I lost you smurfy.
 
bran987 said:
hahaha, I'm going to her birthday party right now, see ya.
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