lmao @ the irony of the possible breakup of me and my girlfriend just now

[bran987]

the other day I got drunk drunk and said to myself "you know what? I'm 27, and I had a drink, wasn't having fun, had another, still wasn't, I think other things are fun to me now, I haven't drank in awhile and I want to make a change."

so my brother and I get together for the first time in eons and we both drink a ton of sake and I get so wasted I throw up. I feel like shit. my treo calls my g/f and hears me throwing up and we break up we didn't even speak to each other, it was totally through my brothers pleas for forgiveness. 8 months completely down the toilet of life. hahahhahhhhhhhhhhh

I love life. it's so perfect.

 

[redguru]

Cool, you'll get another, just get a job at Chuck E cheese.

 

[KillahBee]

WAIT A MINUTE


You broke up with ANOTHER chick cause of an automatic Treo dial at an inopportune time?!!!!


no fucking way

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

just dump that cunt. marriage kills your drive etc and it is forever so be prepared to be with that some box forever.

just fuck other chics but her keep her around and let her dump you for sticking other chics

 

[jackangel]

1. wtf at another phone incident?????

2. what kind of girl breaks up with you w/o a word spoken because she hears you throwing up?

3. you deserve it.

 

[KillahBee]

There is a HUGE (pun intended) chance that she is taking at least half a dozen pitch black veiny cocks in her mouth as we speak

 

[KillahBee]

Also, the stripper juice treo story was MUCH more entertaining than this one.

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

www.herfirstblackcock.com

www.meatspin.com

 

[bran987]

wow, you're right, it's a cursed phone. hey I don't feel too great right now I have another number

 

[bran987]

nobody will call me by they way I realize that