Just got back from the dentist

[Nathan]

I can't feel the left side of my mouth now. Good for me. I had a cavity or two, nobody really told me how many. I always feel like I'm being judged when I have a cavity. As soon as the fucker finds a cavity I know it because both him and his assistant go silent and he briefly stops with the poking and prodding. I know they're both thinking, "Would you have flossed regularly you would not be here right now. You are a retard." I want to stand up, call everyone in the room fat, and leave. Maybe I'll just start flossing.

 

[Fragadelic]

I can't feel the left side of my mouth now. Good for me. I had a cavity or two, nobody really told me how many. I always feel like I'm being judged when I have a cavity. As soon as the fucker finds a cavity I know it because both him and his assistant go silent and he briefly stops with the poking and prodding. I know they're both thinking, "Would you have flossed regularly you would not be here right now. You are a retard." I want to stand up, call everyone in the room fat, and leave. Maybe I'll just start flossing.

You are so wrong, bro - they are thinking "God we would so rather be fucking on the desk in the private office right now than working on this fucker!"

 

[Smurfy]

Nathan, let me be the first to say that you rule.

 

[supersizeme]

at least your hygenist doesn't hog the stupid squat rack

how high do the DBs go at yours? mine goes up to the 65s. everyone there is tiny. when i'm sitting in the chair getting x-rays sometimes i ask them to pile every single lead bib they have on me just to show them who's running shit in the office today.

 

[Robert Jan]

Well you should clean your friggin mouth.

 

[Nathan]

at least your hygenist doesn't hog the stupid squat rack

how high do the DBs go at yours? mine goes up to the 65s. everyone there is tiny. when i'm sitting in the chair getting x-rays sometimes i ask them to pile every single lead bib they have on me just to show them who's running shit in the office today.

I bet when you get diarrhea you tell everyone you know. "Guess what? I have diarrhea," you probably say.

 

[Big Rick Rock]

Everytime the Dentist finds a cavity he makes a register sound in his head like "cha ching!"... fillings are expensive.

 

[onerepmaximum]

Everytime the Dentist finds a cavity he makes a register sound in his head like "cha ching!".

That's kind of like everytime you masurbate, a kitten dies.

 

[jh1]

That's kind of like everytime you masurbate, a kitten dies.

I told my girlfriend that. She didn't believe me... as proof I offered the picture everyone knows about. Now we have lots and lots of sex to prevent me from straying off path and killing kittens.

 

[Robert Jan]

great idea ejac