Is there a tactful way to ask for a happy ending?

[jnevin]

I'm going to get a massage in a bit, the girl that takes care of me is cute, I've recently heard a few things about the place I go to, saying you can get one there. Plus, I'm on 500 mg/ sust/ wk.


Thoughts?

 

[harmonica]

Blurt it out almost like you're kidding. Almost. If she laughs then you could be shit out of luck.

 

[hotzie]

ask her if she wants to make another 50

 

[gotmilk]

ask her if she carries a badge first.

You might get a happy ending on solicitation

 

[vansmack2000]

ask her if she carries a badge first.

You might get a happy ending on solicitation

is that a myth, does a undercover cop really have to say if they are a cop when asked?

 

[gotmilk]

True story....

but there's a difference between cop and detective..

and semantics count....legal wording...

 

[swaptrex]

housekeeping...you want me fluff pillow?

 

[excugat]

Don't ask, nothing verbal, just casually make a hand gesture.
Heard this from a female masseuse.

 

[JayC9]

ask her if she wants to make another 50

$50 for a 30min handjob! What! I can take to 18 yr olds and do whatever I want with them for 24hrs for that money.

Ask for a soapy or a 'special massage'.

 

[Mavafanculo]

is that a myth, does a undercover cop really have to say if they are a cop when asked?

myth. nys and fed courts have held deception/lying (assuming no other elements of entrapment) are permissable police tactics.