I would kill to be asexual. To be free of that constant need would be breathtaking. If that ever catches on with men y'all women need to have a contingency plan cause there goes your "ace".....lol
Girls just don't like me too well. Part of it is the non-stop sarcasm and that I can be a real asshole most of the time. Being excessively shy doesn't help either.
And I'm not cute! Little guys can be cute not so much big guys.
Oh and I don't normally have bad breath. Just when I've eaten a lot of garlic or onions.