I'm watching this 20/20 episode about asexual people/couples

[Smurfy]

The ceiling, after that it's the upstairs neighbors apartment. And she's a tramp.

Cheers,
Scotsman

can you ever hear her having sex?

 

[Scotsman]

can you ever hear her having sex?

Yep, get woken up by it every now and then. From the banging on the wall she likes it rough. A couple of times I've put my shooting earmuffs on so I don't have to deal with it.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Smurfy]

Yep, get woken up by it every now and then. From the banging on the wall she likes it rough. A couple of times I've put my shooting earmuffs on so I don't have to deal with it.

Cheers,
Scotsman

see, that would turn me on

(listening to the neighbor fucking, not you wearing those earmuffs, just sayin)

 

[Scotsman]

see, that would turn me on

(listening to the neighbor fucking, not you wearing those earmuffs, just sayin)

Yeah awesome to be lying there alone and get woken up by that. Also great to be turned on with no good outlet around.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Scotsman]

i have a feeling you're not nearly as much of a sarcastic asshole as you think, but that your insecurity is what stops you.

And what insecurity would that be pray tell?

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[chris302001]

Yeah awesome to be lying there alone and get woken up by that. Also great to be turned on with no good outlet around.

Cheers,
Scotsman

oh wait
dont use body wash
i thought that was lotion
u get the idea

 

[Scotsman]

I said good outlet. I don't need to listen to some tramp getting jackhammered upstairs so I can jerk it, that's what internet porn is for.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[stilleto]

And what insecurity would that be pray tell?

Cheers,
Scotsman

the insecurity of you thinking you're too sarcastic to get a woman.

you can control your life... if you wanted a woman, and felt you were too sarcastic or rude or whatever to get one, you'd change.
if, on the other hand, you felt that you didn't deserve a woman, you would not.

personally, i think you'd make a great boyfriend/husband, and I think you'd be a lot nicer than you think.

 

[Bikini Mod]

wow, can't even contemplate no sex life.

I just always saw a true marriage or couple relationship with sex sooner or later. CRUCIAL IMO. otherwise whats the difference between that type of relationship and that of a friend or close friend.

so these asexual peeps feel no sexual attraction at all to one another? wonder if masturbation is considered legal for them.

Why would you marry a man who is NOT your best friend?

 

[Bikini Mod]

the insecurity of you thinking you're too sarcastic to get a woman.

you can control your life... if you wanted a woman, and felt you were too sarcastic or rude or whatever to get one, you'd change.
if, on the other hand, you felt that you didn't deserve a woman, you would not.

personally, i think you'd make a great boyfriend/husband, and I think you'd be a lot nicer than you think.

^^What she said.

It's also *easier* to be alone because then one needn't worry about the failure of a relationship.