I'm Pissed, Anna Kournikova got married and not to me

[Milhouse]

LOL
I just have to imagine now she is the lonely wife while Sergei is off playing hockey and I am the Fed-Ex guy delivering a "package"

 

[pauly]

Lil known fact........

She cheated on Sergei w/ Pavel Bure about 8 mos. ago. I know this first hand.

 

[Burning_Inside]

Yeah, celebrity marriages usually last a whole 5 years if you're lucky.

Though, this still doesn't mean you have a shot ;P

oh yeah, and I like that "known her since she was 15" thing, haha.

Anna, you little tramp haha.

my kinda woman.

 

[danielson]

soooo

she was 15....he was 26

ewwww!!

tramp!

but shes already gaining chubb anyhow...not neccessarily a bad thing. but i personally dont thinkn she is as attractive as all the commotion is made about her....but crucially i wouldnt say no....guess thats what matters

 

[absolute hardgainer]

Her manager has denied that she has gotten married.

Who cares anyway? She's a little, stuck-up snob.

hardgainer (duh!)

 

[BigGuns2]

That will probably be a very kinky marriage. i can see it now, Sergei tied up in bed while Anna fires endless hockey pucs at him.

 

[NinjaX]

dont worry we will see pavel bure hand him an ass beating for moving in on his turf this hockey season

 

[CN1]

bro anna kornhole isnt nothing but a skinny white girl who plays tennis and happens to be semi-cute......hell the only reason they make a stink over her is because 99% of tennis girls are ass ugly, look at her she isnt that good looking...............you guys make me sick with all your anna I suck cornholes posts!

 

[pauly]

BTW

She's not married. They are not married. Trust me......

 

[thermo]

She hops from one Russian hockey player to another, every other month. There not married, its only a tabloid.