I'm eating an apple, but I'm using my imagination skills to make me think it's a 16 oz sirloin strip & loaded baked potato

[PICK3]

I got skills, bitches

 

[jack sparrow]

I'm doing some plumbing work underneath the kitchen sink imagining that I'm not soaking wet. My skillz are lacking just a bit.

 

[PICK3]

I'm doing some plumbing work underneath the kitchen sink imagining that I'm not soaking wet. My skillz are lacking just a bit.

I specialize in a different kind of plumbing.

 

[Cal_21]

I'm going to beat my meat tonight.... & pretend someone loves me...

 

[velvett]

never works for me...

 

[jh1]

this is like you pretending ur fleshlight is AAP anal orafice....

 

[LuluDeren]

You could solve your dilemma with some cooking skilzzzzzzzz

 

[Kano]

man i just wanna fuck someone

 

[PICK3]

man i just wanna fuck someone

thx for Mo'ing up my thread, kano

 

[heatherrae]

Devin said to type that he just finished some mamma milk and pretended it was an oreo blizzard.