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I'm a racist, homophobic liar (and I don't want to do jury duty)

b0und

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Sorry if this is a repost, I lol'ed:

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/07/10/reluctant.juror.ap/index.html

Jury duty excuse: I'm a racist, homophobic liar


BARNSTABLE, Massachusetts (AP) -- A Cape Cod man who claimed he was homophobic, racist and a habitual liar to avoid jury duty earned an angry rebuke from a judge on Monday, who referred the case to prosecutors for possible charges.

Daniel Ellis' excuses to try to get out of jury duty didn't sit well with the judge.

"In 32 years of service in courtrooms, as a prosecutor, as a defense attorney and now as a judge, I have quite frankly never confronted such a brazen situation of an individual attempting to avoid juror service," Barnstable Superior Court Judge Gary Nickerson told Daniel Ellis, according to a preliminary court transcript of the exchange.

Ellis, of Falmouth, had been called to court with about 60 other potential jurors for possible service on a 23-member grand jury.

On a questionnaire that all potential jurors fill out, Ellis wrote that he didn't like homosexuals and blacks. He then echoed those sentiments in an interview with Nickerson.

"You say on your form that you're not a fan of homosexuals," Nickerson said.

"That I'm a racist," Ellis interrupted.

"I'm frequently found to be a liar, too. I can't really help it," Ellis added.

"I'm sorry?" Nickerson said.

"I said I'm frequently found to be a liar," Ellis replied.

"So, are you lying to me now?" Nickerson asked.

"Well, I don't know. I might be," was the response.

Ellis then admitted he really didn't want to serve on a jury.

"I have the distinct impression that you're intentionally trying to avoid jury service," Nickerson said.

"That's true," Ellis answered.

Nickerson ordered Ellis taken into custody. He was released later Monday morning.

Ellis could face perjury and other charges.








b0und ( :lmao: )
 
I just wear offensive band shirts and nobody talks to me. I'm usually out of there within a couple hours.
 
LOL that guy screwed himself but good.

I have a black T-shirt that has the words "Je suisse un demon" on it. You think that would work?
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Marduk was another, the "Fuck Me Jesus" shirt.
That shirt fuckn rocks man. instant parting of the social ocean when wearing that one.

when I wanted to get out of jury service I wrote them a letter stating that I grew up a victim or knew victims of burglary, theft, muggings, racial taunts, beatings, rape, etc and look forward to keeping this country free from scum by serving on your jury.

never got selected.
true story.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
I just wear offensive band shirts and nobody talks to me. I'm usually out of there within a couple hours.

Ouuuuuuuuu good one.

I can add to that some really outrageous goth makeup, maybe some black nails/lips and ripped fishnets.

Cool.

I know I have some combat boots somewhere.
 
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