I'm 29, 5'6 and 105lbs, time for dbol??

[ben805]

This thread is such a fucking joke...If you can't get past 105, then YOU are a fucking joke.

Whoever thinks this is serious, is seriously retarded.

my body weight is indeed a joke, no doubt about it. but making a statement such as this without even trying to understand how people feel is of no help, people like you probably jumped on and harrass smaller and skinner people like myself all the time, I hope you're happy and enjoy with the way you make fun of people...

 

[NJRipped]

Calculate your average daily caloric intake and let us know. Most skinny people believe they eat a hell of lot more calories than they actually do.

 

[plowboy]

i bet you have a problem on windy days too.

 

[Bulldog_10]

my body weight is indeed a joke, no doubt about it. but making a statement such as this without even trying to understand how people feel is of no help, people like you probably jumped on and harrass smaller and skinner people like myself all the time, I hope you're happy and enjoy with the way you make fun of people...

Nah dude...You're not gonna get me to fall for your shit. I don't think I could get down to 105 if someone gave me a million dollars...and I'm 5'6 too. I weighed 105 in like 5th grade.

If you ate like you thought you did, then you should be at least 130. If I starved myself for like 2 weeks, I could probably get down to like 120.

This is a joke...you got a few people...ha-ha. End it. If you're really 105, go to the doctor right now and see what the hell is wrong with you.

 

[ben805]

from the bottom of my heart I really appreciate all the diet suggestion, nobody would want to mess with their hormone unless it's absolutely necessary. I understand the risk involved, including acne, kidney failure, bitch tits and what not, but even the risk of having a shorter lifespan(say 10 years less) is worth it to me, why would anybody want to live any longer if your life is miserable, or a joke...as someone stated above. I'm not gaining weight to impress anybody, but I'm wanting to be like any other normal people with normal weight and live a normal life without getting made fun of or laugh at wherever I go, all the time.
Many of you will never understand how it feels to be in situation like this because you never had a fucking chance to go through shit like this, I didn't ask for this kind of crap, but atleast I'm trying to make things better instead of giving up or just take it the way it is, Diet is of course the number one factor of weight gain, but it doesn't always work on every single people out there and shit like this doesn't always make sense either. You can call this abnormal, or a joke, but I'll take as much advices as I could possibly get and make the decision on how should I go about making the change. I'll continue to eat as much as I possibly could, since I enjoy eating anyway. I do not know the exact calories count of my daily diet but I'll give you an example of yesterday's.
8:30am - 1 cup of full milk along with a bowl of cereal, and a banana.
10:00am - a bun with beef stuffing and a can of coke.
12:30pm - Mcdonald big mac meal(medium size), and about 3 fry dumblings.
3:10pm - 1 cup of milk and about 4 home-made chocolate chips cookies.
6:20pm - went to Olive Garden with wife and daughter, had a plate of stuffed mushrooms, salads, and Seafood alfredo, along with a glass of coke.
9:45pm - about 5 fry dumblings I bought from local restaurant and another 12oz bottle of coke.
10:30pm - shared a bag of pop corns with my wife while we watch some tv before going to bed.

How much calories was it? I do not know for sure, but it can't be any less than 2500cal!!!

 

[NJRipped]

If you want help, you're going to have to at least make the effort to accurately count the calories yourself!

from the bottom of my heart I really appreciate all the diet suggestion, nobody would want to mess with their hormone unless it's absolutely necessary. I understand the risk involved, including acne, kidney failure, bitch tits and what not, but even the risk of having a shorter lifespan(say 10 years less) is worth it to me, why would anybody want to live any longer if your life is miserable, or a joke...as someone stated above. I'm not gaining weight to impress anybody, but I'm wanting to be like any other normal people with normal weight and live a normal life without getting made fun of or laugh at wherever I go, all the time.
Many of you will never understand how it feels to be in situation like this because you never had a fucking chance to go through shit like this, I didn't ask for this kind of crap, but atleast I'm trying to make things better instead of giving up or just take it the way it is, Diet is of course the number one factor of weight gain, but it doesn't always work on every single people out there and shit like this doesn't always make sense either. You can call this abnormal, or a joke, but I'll take as much advices as I could possibly get and make the decision on how should I go about making the change. I'll continue to eat as much as I possibly could, since I enjoy eating anyway. I do not know the exact calories count of my daily diet but I'll give you an example of yesterday's.
8:30am - 1 cup of full milk along with a bowl of cereal, and a banana.
10:00am - a bun with beef stuffing and a can of coke.
12:30pm - Mcdonald big mac meal(medium size), and about 3 fry dumblings.
3:10pm - 1 cup of milk and about 4 home-made chocolate chips cookies.
6:20pm - went to Olive Garden with wife and daughter, had a plate of stuffed mushrooms, salads, and Seafood alfredo, along with a glass of coke.
9:45pm - about 5 fry dumblings I bought from local restaurant and another 12oz bottle of coke.
10:30pm - shared a bag of pop corns with my wife while we watch some tv before going to bed.

How much calories was it? I do not know for sure, but it can't be any less than 2500cal!!!

 

[strongsmartsexy]

from the bottom of my heart I really appreciate all the diet suggestion, nobody would want to mess with their hormone unless it's absolutely necessary. I understand the risk involved, including acne, kidney failure, bitch tits and what not, but even the risk of having a shorter lifespan(say 10 years less) is worth it to me, why would anybody want to live any longer if your life is miserable, or a joke...as someone stated above. I'm not gaining weight to impress anybody, but I'm wanting to be like any other normal people with normal weight and live a normal life without getting made fun of or laugh at wherever I go, all the time.
Many of you will never understand how it feels to be in situation like this because you never had a fucking chance to go through shit like this, I didn't ask for this kind of crap, but atleast I'm trying to make things better instead of giving up or just take it the way it is, Diet is of course the number one factor of weight gain, but it doesn't always work on every single people out there and shit like this doesn't always make sense either. You can call this abnormal, or a joke, but I'll take as much advices as I could possibly get and make the decision on how should I go about making the change. I'll continue to eat as much as I possibly could, since I enjoy eating anyway. I do not know the exact calories count of my daily diet but I'll give you an example of yesterday's.
8:30am - 1 cup of full milk along with a bowl of cereal, and a banana.
10:00am - a bun with beef stuffing and a can of coke.
12:30pm - Mcdonald big mac meal(medium size), and about 3 fry dumblings.
3:10pm - 1 cup of milk and about 4 home-made chocolate chips cookies.
6:20pm - went to Olive Garden with wife and daughter, had a plate of stuffed mushrooms, salads, and Seafood alfredo, along with a glass of coke.
9:45pm - about 5 fry dumblings I bought from local restaurant and another 12oz bottle of coke.
10:30pm - shared a bag of pop corns with my wife while we watch some tv before going to bed.

How much calories was it? I do not know for sure, but it can't be any less than 2500cal!!!

I suggest you go to the diet board and learn how to EAT first. If this is your idea of a diet, you really need to reconsider what you're doing to yourself. Working out takes 110% of your effort in building a good physique. Proper diet is the other 110%. Once you have those two nailed, then think about other things. RIght now it's clear your diet isn't even working at 20%.

 

[DJ_UFO]

105??
Don't even think about it!...Even a normal medical dose will be too much chemicals in your bloodstream. Very dangerous.

 

[ben805]

Nah dude...You're not gonna get me to fall for your shit. I don't think I could get down to 105 if someone gave me a million dollars...and I'm 5'6 too. I weighed 105 in like 5th grade.

If you ate like you thought you did, then you should be at least 130. If I starved myself for like 2 weeks, I could probably get down to like 120.

This is a joke...you got a few people...ha-ha. End it. If you're really 105, go to the doctor right now and see what the hell is wrong with you.

yet another assumption, I do not share the same parents as you so I have absolutely nothing in common with your genetics. I have a wife and daughter to look after, the least I can do is be able to protect them like every other man should, now tell me how the fuck am I suppose to do this with my skinny ass??
I don't know how old you are, but it was people like you that created and made all those regular joe blow's kids into monster and these crazy kids decided to start shooting people randomly at school...

 

[mehtadog]

IT takes balls to come to a fourm like this and say things like "from the bottom of my heart". considering were a bunch of guys FULLLL of test and other things that make ME NUTS RAR, and act so depressed. but yo its all in diet. your daily lil shit sucked. you need way more protein, you should have your breakfast plus a MASS bar from GNC. You should goto gnc and get some weight gainer and like some 1000 cal shakes. quit drinken soda, shits nasty and so bad for you imo. Start eaten the 1lb burgers at hardys. DONT DO CARDIO, and ur work out sounded like it sucked, take some creatine and work your ASS OFF, i suggest getting american whey and american stamina, for creatine and protein. Befor you goto sleep eat as much cottage cheese as you can, for mad casein protein and cals/fat. dude, you need to be in the mind set not of "i tried everything and it didntwork boo whoo" cry me a fucking river. you need to think "im tired of being a skinny bitch and i am going to do what it takes to gain some fucking weight". bro its not impossible you just have to be dedicated. I dont think you should be fucken with roids yet but, do what u do. def throw some creatine plump u up a bit, dbols good to but dont take more than 20ed in your case and you better bust your ass at the gym imo i wouldnt take dbol alone, mabey some deca too, if u HAVE to go that route.+. when your exhausted "and cant drive home" dont be ahh oh no im exhausted, be HELL FUCKING YEA I CANT FUCKING MOVE, and if it is possible for you to do anything more DO IT, didnt u say ur tired of being a bitch, it takes fucking effort-.
- MDOG!