If I won the lottery, I'd become a MUCH bigger asshole

[WODIN]

How little cash we talking here fro?

 

[frorider6]

If I'd won that huge lottery, I'd generally start my offers at 5g then raise it depending on what was to be done.

I still think playing with the hobos would be the most gratifying.

 

[WODIN]

I'd give you a rub down for 5k a pop! WTF!!!

 

[HappyScrappy]

keep in mind that lower primates such as the spider monkey will work for fruit and back scratching which is far cheaper. (also keep in mind their sharp teeth and vicious claws)

monkey hate give handjob.

 

[frorider6]

keep in mind that lower primates such as the spider monkey will work for fruit and back scratching which is far cheaper. (also keep in mind their sharp teeth and vicious claws)

monkey hate give handjob.

When I'm done with him, I just throw him away and get a new one. And with so many colors, I can be sure to get one that matches my bathroom.

One of the few funny SNL skits.


I'd rather keep hobos as pets. No one cares what you do to them. But catapault 1 monkey into the lion cage and suddenly you're the devil.

 

[HappyScrappy]

if you are referring to zoo antics... don't ever take out your gentials and shake them at the gorillas.

the same also goes at Wodin's house.

 

[WODIN]

What HS is says is true. We actually have warning signs posted. "Do Not shake your Nuts at the WODIN"