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frorider6
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I mean, WHY NOT!!! I'd be rich. I sure wouldn't fucking care what some lame-O nonmillionare thought of me. I'd probably sit around at the country club after playing golf and make fun of all the poor people that had to serve me.
Man, that's the life.
I'm not materialistic. It doesn't really matter to me if I have the Bentley instead of the Mercedes. Both are nice cars. I wouldn't need the 75 foot yacht when I know damn well that I'd only use it a couple weeks out of the year. No, the 50 footer would be just fine.
It's the intangibles that I would appreciate. Things like making some hobo do pushups for $5. Sure I do that already, but it would be much more fun to have a Hobo Olympics with about 20 of them doing pushups and having shopping cart bobsled races down the freeway.
It would also be pretty fun to fuck with the homophobics. Imagine finding some schmuck in a bar that was spouting all this shit about kicking some fairies ass and offer him $10,000 to suck off Wodin and another $10,000 to let Superslurpme ram his brown eyed girl. HA! Good times.
With enough money, you could get poor people to do whatever you wanted. I think it would be fun to have a guy follow me around carrying a bucket that I could piss in. Kinda like the Royal Piss Boy from History of the World. It's good to be the King.
I think the best would be hobo deathmatches. Let the snot fly cause these guys are scrappers.
I guess you could have the most fun with the homeless people as long as you didn't have to talk to or smell them.
Man, that's the life.
I'm not materialistic. It doesn't really matter to me if I have the Bentley instead of the Mercedes. Both are nice cars. I wouldn't need the 75 foot yacht when I know damn well that I'd only use it a couple weeks out of the year. No, the 50 footer would be just fine.
It's the intangibles that I would appreciate. Things like making some hobo do pushups for $5. Sure I do that already, but it would be much more fun to have a Hobo Olympics with about 20 of them doing pushups and having shopping cart bobsled races down the freeway.
It would also be pretty fun to fuck with the homophobics. Imagine finding some schmuck in a bar that was spouting all this shit about kicking some fairies ass and offer him $10,000 to suck off Wodin and another $10,000 to let Superslurpme ram his brown eyed girl. HA! Good times.
With enough money, you could get poor people to do whatever you wanted. I think it would be fun to have a guy follow me around carrying a bucket that I could piss in. Kinda like the Royal Piss Boy from History of the World. It's good to be the King.
I think the best would be hobo deathmatches. Let the snot fly cause these guys are scrappers.
I guess you could have the most fun with the homeless people as long as you didn't have to talk to or smell them.
