I went to the nude beach today

[AAP]

it was packed for it being Feb. For those of you who have never been to one, somethings I have noticed on the beaches I have frequented (Fla, Mexico, Bahamas)

About 90% of the men - straight and gay - are uncut.

About 90% of the women have a shaved bush.

100% of the girls that shave their bush have hairy underarms. (why is this?)

The straight men on the beach who are bald are nearly always the ones who have enough hair sticking out of their ass to braid.

No one EVER seems to apply suntan lotion or sunblock.

 

[Crazier]

From evaluating the looks of the general population... I've avoided nude beaches like the plague.
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[gymtime]

The last nude beach I went to was the first nude beach I ever went to, long time ago. As is the case so often in life, reality rarely measures up to the image.

 

[MommaKin]

AA, so, that means everyone there saw your coppertoned butthole

 

[AAP]

From evaluating the looks of the general population... I've avoided nude beaches like the plague.
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You have a good idea here. And I can tell you, it is the general population that comes to nude beaches.

 

[Frackal]

From evaluating the looks of the general population... I've avoided nude beaches like the plague.
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[AAP]

AA, so, that means everyone there saw your coppertoned butthole

Nawwww.. I got too much ghetto bootay for anyone to see my O ring.

 

[Y_lifter]

The best Nude beach I've seen was in Sint Maarten.
Lots of Brazilians, EuroSnatch and French snooty honey's..
Not many fat pale grubs

 

[KAYNE]

From evaluating the looks of the general population... I've avoided nude beaches like the plague.
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LIAR!!!.......YOU PM'D ME THE OTHER NIGHT TELLING ME YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND GO CUZ ITS THE ONLY PLACE YALL CAN BE "FREE"!!!



KAYNE

 

[Crazier]

LIAR!!!.......YOU PM'D ME THE OTHER NIGHT TELLING ME YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND GO CUZ ITS THE ONLY PLACE YALL CAN BE "FREE"!!!

KAYNE

I know... but we didn't have a good time. First of all, everyone wanted to stare at his pecker just because he's a midget. I mean, hello people, would I be with him if his monkey was midgetsized like the rest of him??? Please.

Not only that, but everyone kept looking at his 3rd leg... like he's some sort of freak just because he has a slight defect. Little do they know what a treat that third leg can be in the bedroom.

Now stop talking about my private life on these boards!!!
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