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the nature boy
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I want to fight a bear
meat lance
HG Pennypacker said:
meat lance
I want to fight a bear
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brobe
Forge said:
No I haven't.
Have you ever seen "Gleaming the Cube"?
Also, I'm pretty sure that when Nathan said he wanted to "fight a bear" he meant that he wanted to jello wrestle a hairy overweight gay man.
So I guess a lot like what NB was saying up there with the Bullitt thang.
biteme said:
From http://bears.areaparks.com/traveling.htm
Bear and mountain lion attacks are extremely rare. However, if you are attacked, most wildlife experts recommend that:
If a mountain lion attacks, fight back aggressively using anything available, including your fists. Stand tall and face the lion.
If a black bear approaches, try to scare it away by shouting, making noise, or throwing small stones. If a black bear attacks, fight back!
If a black or grizzly bear attacks at night while you’re in a tent, fight back aggressively with sticks or stones.
If a grizzly bear attacks you during the day, most experts recommend that you play dead: either curl up in a ball or lie face down, using your hands and arms to protect the back of your neck and face, and keep your pack on for added protection. Do not move or make noise until you are sure the bear has left the area.
http://www.outdoorplaces.com/Features/Hiking/bear_country3.htm
Black Bear, Male or Female With No Cubs
There are only about thirty documented cases of black bears actively stalking humans for the purpose of killing them for food. The last such case was recorded in the spring of 2000 in Great Smoky Mountains National Park. In almost all these cases these attacks have involved male bears of unusual size. Although black bears average around two-hundred to three-hundred pounds, males have been found that exceed five-hundred pounds in some cases. It is the abnormally large black bears that account for almost all the incidents of hunting humans.
Remain calm. Fall to the ground laying on your stomach. Clasp your hands over your neck and put your arms out so your elbows are on the ground, spread your legs so your feet are apart. This will make it harder for the bear to roll you over and will make it easier to roll back over if it does. If the black bear persists in an attack you should fight back. In cases of black bear attack fighting back and making a lot of noise has caused attacks to break off.
Black Bear or Brown Bear Sow With Cubs
A bear can be a ferocious predator, and a sow with cubs is no exception. Female bears who feel threatened result in most bear attacks. Fortunately most of these encounters do not prove to be fatal. Female bears with sows are only interested in removing the threat and protecting their cubs.
Remain calm and quiet. Fall to the ground laying on your stomach. Clasp your hands over your neck and put your arms out so your elbows are on the ground, spread your legs so your feet are apart. Play dead and do not make a sound, do not fight back. Most sow attacks when cubs are involved are only to frighten away a perceived threat. Fighting back or making noise will only aggravate the bear in most cases. In the case of a female black bear, if playing dead is not working, then you should fight back. In cases of black bear attacks fighting back as a last resort has been very effective. When the attack is over continue to lie still until you are sure the bear is gone. Carefully and slowly get up, and back away from the direction you came. There have been documented cases of multiple attacks by the same bear because the victim got up to soon and/or ran after the attack.
Brown Bear Male
Brown bears or more commonly known as grizzly bears are a dangerous predator. Brown bears can stand over eight feet on their hind legs and can weigh well over seven-hundred pounds. Brown bears will actively hunt animals that are larger and faster then humans. If a brown bear attacks and it is a male, you are at the highest risk of being killed then in any other bear attack scenario.
Remain calm and quiet, fall to the ground and protect your neck and stomach by clasping your hands over your neck, and laying face down. It is very critical to play dead during the attack. This has been proven to be successful in surviving a brown bear attack. If the bear stops it's attack do not move, do not make a noise and continue to play dead. There have been documented cases of brown bears "burying" an attacked human under leaves and brush, or guarding an attacked human for hours before wandering back off. The bear's plan is to save you for a meal later on. Even after you have been buried continue to play dead. When you are as sure as possible the bear is gone, carefully and slowly get up, and back away. Do not run.
wannabebig1
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BEAR FIGHT
this guy fought a bear and lost
if this doesnt work pm me and i will send it to someone who can post it ...This is funny shit definately worth it ....
this guy fought a bear and lost
if this doesnt work pm me and i will send it to someone who can post it ...This is funny shit definately worth it ....
wannabebig1
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fuk didnt work
