I want to fight a bear

[JohnnyMolson]

The bear would win....he'd rake a claw across one of your puffy nipples and that'd be it...game over. Nathan taps out, and the bear dances around the ring victorious. Maybe he gets onto one of those little tricycles and starts doing victory laps around your fallen carcass, like those hilarious circus bears do.

 

[Nathan]

The bear would win....he'd rake a claw across one of your puffy nipples and that'd be it...game over. Nathan taps out, and the bear dances around the ring victorious. Maybe he gets onto one of those little tricycles and starts doing victory laps around your fallen carcass, like those hilarious circus bears do.

Nobody invited you. Go away.

 

[JohnnyMolson]

Make me, probation boy!!!

 

[canadianhitman]

JohnnyMolson, Nathan...knock it off! The last thing we need is another misconstrued incident that causes an uproar in C&C!

 

[supersizeme]

hey i heard there were some butt sluts in here

 

[Nathan]

hey i heard there were some butt sluts in here

You want some?

 

[Ffactor]

Good story but how are you going to wipe your ass after taking a dump in the bears mouth? Your story does not have any toilet paper in it and therefore is super duper gay!

 

[coldblue1955]

well i'm big as a bear. Will i count?

 

[bluepeter]

Only if you're a buttslut

 

[Forge]

Good story but how are you going to wipe your ass after taking a dump in the bears mouth? Your story does not have any toilet paper in it and therefore is super duper gay!

He's going to wipe his ass on the bear's fur of course. That's what I would do. What better form of degradation than wiping your shitty ass on your victim?