I want to be a vampire

[Nathan]

I take it you're not one to share the spotlight. Fine then...go fuck yourself...I woulda been the best damn sidekick you ever had...but now you'll never know. Johnny had Ed, Laurel had Hardy, Lewis had Martin...but you, Nathan, are on your own from here on out!!!

I tell you what, I'll read some of your stuff from here on out and if I continue to like what I see, then I just may take you up on your offer. Sound good? I've never done the whole had a side-kick thing before as I've always flown solo. I'm up for new things though, so long as they get very very weird.

 

[theoak01]

anybody saw underworld, def a vamp,the chicks are so hot,and the guys get cool leather capes

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

what i never got was why vampires would seduce women and bite them so quickly

i mean i'd hit that shit first

 

[BO-DEN]

start killing people and drinking they'r living blood

watch what happens..

"the more unreal your world gets the more real you get"


BO-DEN

 

[from zero]

I'd be a vampire from the Lost Boys. No one would fuck with my mullet and get away with it.

 

[beastboy]

Damn....If I hated you more than I do now, I would be your mother.

 

[ViperHMS]

anybody saw underworld, def a vamp,the chicks are so hot,and the guys get cool leather capes

Agreed, I just wish they didn't look like Casper.

Viper

 

[theoak01]

very true,the lead gal,kate beckensale I think is her name was hot even though pale,the rest def needed colour to be hotter

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

Agreed, I just wish they didn't look like Casper.

Viper

hold the phone, casper was a friendly ghost

how can vampires look like that

 

[hardrock]

Yeah, you'd prolly be like that pussy Brad Pitt played in Interview With A Vampire. Sucking on rats and shit.