I want to be a vampire

[Nathan]

The whole thing sounds dark and mysterious to me, and I think we all know that that shit is appealing. Plus, I think I'd be able to pull off wearing a cape a whole lot easier. It would just be more all around socially acceptable. Moreover, no one in there right fucking mind would turn down a kick ass pair of fangs. Sharp things are so much better than not so much sharp things. Furthermore, I'd be paler than I already am, which, while not technically possible, would certainly be a sight to see. Clitoris.

 

[HighIntensity]

I bet you give killer hand jobs!

 

[Pamela]

I would make a perfect one;
with the hrs. I keep!!

 

[JohnnyMolson]

How much starch do you figure it takes for vampires to get those big collars on the capes to stand up???

 

[Nathan]

How much starch do you figure it takes for vampires to get those big collars on the capes to stand up???

Don't be funny on my threads please. Thank you.

 

[JohnnyMolson]

Sorry...I was having a Seinfeld moment...

 

[ChefWide]

Ever tear the throat out a living thing while pinning it down to a cutting board and staring into its terror filled eyes?

I didn't think so... so pack up your pasty, pole smokin' Chalk Body and move along, there is nothing left to see here, keep it movin'.

 

[Pamela]

How much starch do you figure it takes for vampires to get those big collars on the capes to stand up???

You got to admit that's pretty funny!!! lol

 

[Nathan]

Sorry...I was having a Seinfeld moment...

Well, whatever it was, fuck you.

 

[JohnnyMolson]

I take it you're not one to share the spotlight. Fine then...go fuck yourself...I woulda been the best damn sidekick you ever had...but now you'll never know. Johnny had Ed, Laurel had Hardy, Lewis had Martin...but you, Nathan, are on your own from here on out!!!

 

[Nathan]

I take it you're not one to share the spotlight. Fine then...go fuck yourself...I woulda been the best damn sidekick you ever had...but now you'll never know. Johnny had Ed, Laurel had Hardy, Lewis had Martin...but you, Nathan, are on your own from here on out!!!

I tell you what, I'll read some of your stuff from here on out and if I continue to like what I see, then I just may take you up on your offer. Sound good? I've never done the whole had a side-kick thing before as I've always flown solo. I'm up for new things though, so long as they get very very weird.

 

[theoak01]

anybody saw underworld, def a vamp,the chicks are so hot,and the guys get cool leather capes

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

what i never got was why vampires would seduce women and bite them so quickly

i mean i'd hit that shit first

 

[BO-DEN]

start killing people and drinking they'r living blood

watch what happens..

"the more unreal your world gets the more real you get"


BO-DEN

 

[from zero]

I'd be a vampire from the Lost Boys. No one would fuck with my mullet and get away with it.

 

[beastboy]

Damn....If I hated you more than I do now, I would be your mother.

 

[ViperHMS]

anybody saw underworld, def a vamp,the chicks are so hot,and the guys get cool leather capes

Agreed, I just wish they didn't look like Casper.

Viper

 

[theoak01]

very true,the lead gal,kate beckensale I think is her name was hot even though pale,the rest def needed colour to be hotter

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

Agreed, I just wish they didn't look like Casper.

Viper

hold the phone, casper was a friendly ghost

how can vampires look like that

 

[hardrock]

Yeah, you'd prolly be like that pussy Brad Pitt played in Interview With A Vampire. Sucking on rats and shit.

 

[curling]

I've never done the whole had a side-kick thing before as I've always flown solo. I'm up for new things though, so long as they get very very weird.

Great first he beats off all the time and now he is going faggot.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Great first he beats off all the time and now he is going faggot.

How do you think he got the title 'pole smoker'?

 

[curling]

How do you think he got the title 'pole smoker'?

Oh ok. And now I guess he going to poop pusher or pooped packed.

 

[Nathan]

Oh ok. And now I guess he going to poop pusher or pooped packed.

At least I don't secretly love Jesus.

 

[beastboy]

At least I don't secretly love Jesus.

Yep....you can now call me Mom.

 

[curling]

At least I don't secretly love Jesus.

What you talk'n about wilson?