I just got my ass kicked by a tanning bed
I never been in one and everyone told me 'don't do 20 minutes you'll regret it!'
I was like yaeh right, I"m half middle eastern, the great allah is on my side he would never burn me
I guess it turns out he only loves and protects the sand people who live inside holy borders because I am BEET RED and I forgot the goggles for awhile and I can't see very well things are blurry and it's only been a little while since i left who knows what is going to happen
this is worse than when those mexicans and the one black kid beat me up in 7rth grade