I want 1000 replies to this thread. So say anything that comes to mind.

[canadianhitman]

Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the f**kin charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?!

I'm a small reporter from "Rolling Stone" magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country. I was gonna call the article "Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World," but now I think I might as well just call it "Michael Jackson Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn't Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'Cause There's No Niggers Allowed in There!"

This is the cleanest and nicest police car I've ever been in my life. This thing is nicer than my apartment.

You know, you have a very big mouth, sir! Are you hiding something from me? Is that it? I bet you that is your Porsche that's parked front, isn't it? How would you like me to have the IRS come down here and crawl up your ass with a f**king microscope? They'll do it! I've seen them do it! It's not a pretty sight!

I ain't never been in no cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for a while? I ordered some pizza.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

canadianhitman, I hate it when that happens to me too. I feel your pain, rob.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Some Fantasy Art....if your bored​

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Awesome, orb! I'm a huge fantasy fan.

 

[SoreArms]

Some Fantasy Art....if your bored​

cool site

You like Sorayama?

 

[Smurfy]

Can i just point out here that this 750 lb sumo wreslter on COnan is sitting there just sweating like a mofo. from sitting there. sweat drippin off the man's face. someone hand him a gym towel and a treadmill.

 

[Smurfy]

Might I also mention that Conan and this very large man are now Sumo wrestling.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

You like Sorayama?

Yep...

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Well, guess Bonnie isn't going to call tonight. Talked to Gavyn an Courtney today, but I really wanted to talk to her so.... its time for BBF to head to bed. Have a good one EF peeps. Stay out of trouble while I'm away.

 

[biteme]

I still wanna know what happened to the damn 'quote' button? Candadianhitman, you been watchin' Beverly Hills Cop.