I want 1000 replies to this thread. So say anything that comes to mind.

[biteme]

Biteme knows of my ability to burn ice tea.


He burns popcorn though.

Burnt popcorn is one of the worst smells in the world. Last night, my sisters dog got sprayed by a skunk and although it stunk up the entire house for awhile, I do have to say that it wasn't nearly as bad as that steamy turd that the dog layed in the living room floor that roused me from a deep sleep a few nights ago. That was beyond gross.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Last night, my sisters dog got sprayed by a skunk and although it stunk up the entire house for awhile, I do have to say that it wasn't nearly as bad as that steamy turd that the dog layed in the living room floor that roused me from a deep sleep a few nights ago. That was beyond gross.

I've been "skunked" twice now. The smell doesn't even bother me now. When the skunk gets you in the face, it burns like pepper spray.

 

[Beachbum1546]

another post

 

[SoreArms]

stuff

 

[biteme]

I've been "skunked" twice now. The smell doesn't even bother me now. When the skunk gets you in the face, it burns like pepper spray.

Yeah think I'm becoming immune to it also. Living in the country, I smell it quite frequently. However, I'll never get use to the smell of a big steamin' pile of dog shit. This dog's farts will make you turn green.

 

[biteme]

stuff

shit.

 

[starfish]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

 

[biteme]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

OMG. I'm not shittin' you. I nearly made that same post on this thread yesterday. You are scaring me now. Stop reading my mind.

 

[starfish]

OMG. I'm not shittin' you. I nearly made that same post on this thread yesterday. You are scaring me now. Stop reading my mind.

Yeah... but I know the answer. Do you?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

There's a God damn duck on my property that makes a sound like a laughing old lady.
I'm gonna shut his ass down right now.