I damn near killed myself masturbating tonight

[miplank]

bump

 

[miplank]

what's with the resurrection?

It just needs to be bumped periodically.

 

[Rachel...lol]

makes sense

 

[Mr. dB]

It's a timeless classic. Ranks right up there with Gonelifting using an old toilet for box squats.

 

[puddlemonkey]

son of a bich

 

[nimbus]

how funny would it be if the post-ordering malarkey got the wrong person (*edit*: banned) for bumping a thread

 

[Mr. dB]

how funny would it be if the post-ordering malarkey got the wrong person for bumping a thread

It did.

 

[nimbus]

oh whoops i meant to say the wrong person banned

 

[billfred]

wtf - something new in here?

 

[bblazer]

I say this thread gets merged with the one about the guy shooting into his balloon knot.

Both combine equal hilarity with a good dose of WTF?

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