I damn near killed myself masturbating tonight

[bakemeacookie]

Great. I'mgonna get sued one day for giving out porn advice, it'll be on msnbc, and this is how i'll get my 15 seconds of fame. FML.

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[miplank]

lolol

 

[miplank]

whoops!

 

[hurricane]

Porn hub is good stuff

 

[hurricane]

Cant believe this thread only made 14 pages.. Might be a late bloomer

 

[miplank]

This thread has potential to be a 30 pager.

 

[hurricane]

this thread has potential to be a 30 pager.

sure does..might need a few bumps to get it kick-started

 

[miplank]

you better just sticky it.

 

[puddlemonkey]

 

[inkspot]

I am trying to figure out where I was last October and could have missed this original. Classic!

I was doing the same. This is hilarious!