How often do you...

[bigbassturd]

It's mom's birthday, doing the family dinner thing

Fuck your mom is being such a cockblock to our deal...

Saw her on FB earlier though, total fox. You can tell her I said so.

 

[caligirl85]

Sounds like you need an 18 year old BF.

Not gonna lie..I sit at my son's soccer games and some of those 18 year olds are looking pretty fine. Then I go stand outside in a snow bank at half time.

 

[caligirl85]

I think i'll just neglect her physically and emotionally and only speak to her in short sentences, and only if I absolutely have to.

It's easier.

LOL but then you'll hit 40 and wonder why she won't sleep with you and find yourself on POF writing about how "everything is good but the sex"

 

[bigbassturd]

LOL but then you'll hit 40 and wonder why she won't sleep with you and find yourself on POF writing about how "everything is good but the sex"

Isn't that how it's supposed to go?

Then we resent each other for awhile, leading to a sad but mutual divorce.

Then when she gets remarried to an actual good guy, I'll think he's a tool and buy a bigger lawnmower than he has.

 

[goin on 4T]

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[WoodyO]

Isn't that how it's supposed to go?

Then we resent each other for awhile, leading to a sad but mutual divorce.

Then when she gets remarried to an actual good guy, I'll think he's a tool and buy a bigger lawnmower than he has.

You been spying on me, rob?

 

[bigbassturd]

You been spying on me, rob?

i've been taking notes

 

[psizzle_8]

Not gonna lie..I sit at my son's soccer games and some of those 18 year olds are looking pretty fine. Then I go stand outside in a snow bank at half time.

Hahahahaha

 

[WoodyO]

i've been taking notes

Now you see why I'm always out on the porch drinking a beer and smoking a cigar.

 

[bigbassturd]

Now you see why I have taken a liking to cigars myself