How not to start out a conversation with a girl you've just met on Hotornot...

[MA NIGGA]

It appears that Ma Nigga uses the same dictionary as massiverunz

No need ta hate. You just jealus becuz I gets pussy and you gets stanky ass. Its all good tho. Sumday your balls will drop.

 

[JohnyJuice]

If shes hot you give her some chicken and a biskit. THen tell her itz time to fuck. bitchs fall fo that all tha time.

What i tell yall niggas about bringin these hoes to the cheesecake factory. Lettin 'em order popcorn shrimp and strawberry lemonade. You know these hos aint gonna try and do nothin but try and get all your mother fuckin cheese.

 

[MA NIGGA]

What i tell yall niggas about bringin these hoes to the cheesecake factory. Lettin 'em order popcorn shrimp and strawberry lemonade. You know these hos aint gonna try and do nothin but try and get all your mother fuckin cheese.

YO i feel ya G. I dont buy them hos shit nigga. Theys by me shit and i give them tha dick.

 

[notoriousQQ]

No need ta hate. You just jealus becuz I gets pussy and you gets stanky ass. Its all good tho. Sumday your balls will drop.

You are exactly right. Your insight and commentary is not only uncanny but worthy of praise and has given me inspiration to go home and sit and wait until Sumday, the day after Saturday, whenever my balls will drop.

 

[GinNJuice]

YO i feel ya G. I dont buy them hos shit nigga. Theys by me shit and i give them tha dick.

Allllllready

 

[Paulos]

What kind of pathetic person spends money to be a member of Hot or Not ...

Well I put it on a friends credit card, does that make me any less pathetic? Please say yes, my fragile ego is on the line.

 

[Citruscide]

Paulos always has the awesome chat conversations...

Now, back to the 11 year old boy...

C-ditty

 

[Paulos]

Paulos always has the awesome chat conversations...

Now, back to the 11 year old boy...

C-ditty

Meeting him was so worth the 5 dollar fee.

Well it cost me 5 dollars and a candy bar to meet him AND have his silence.

 

[Paulos]

Paulos and the little boy are walking through a forest.

The little boy says, "Gee, this place sure is creepy!"

Paulos replies, "You're tellin' me, I have to walk back alone!"

LOL!!!

 

[HappyScrappy]

I like this Paulos guy.
he reminds me of a young Martin Lawrence.