How do you flirt with someone?

[nimbus]

I pretty much aim to say really fucked up shit and insult them as much as possible. A girl approached me last night to flirt w/ me and a few of the tidbits I threw at her:

- I'm gay and really enjoy blowing my friend (who was standing with me)
- I will chloroform her, chop her up and throw her in the trunk of my Galant
- I have a 3 inch penis
- I cry when I orgasm
- I have much better hair then her
- Her shoes are stupid
- I own this fucking place

It's fun. Either they fall completely in love with me and we have a great time or they freak out and storm off or yell at me or cry. Not sure which result I enjoy more.

this is what i shoot for, but i can't do it if i'm too attracted to the girl...blah

 

[KillahBee]

this is what i shoot for, but i can't do it if i'm too attracted to the girl...blah

You play sports? I assume you do, so I'll use that metaphor. It's like a basketball player in the playoffs who goes out and plays his style game for 47 minutes. Then, with the game (and possibly the championship) on the line, that player gets away from his style in the last minute in favor of something "safer". That shit happens all the time, it's natural I suppose. But it hardly ever works. Go with what got you there. Trust in that.

Same with hitting on chicks. The hotness of the chick or the level of attraction should never change the game plan.

 

[AztecWarrior]

I slap them across the ass with my dick. Try it next time.

 

[calveless wonder]

i don't really flirt. i just talk and be myself. most girls already know whats up usually in most situations if you go up to them.
my "flirting" consists of getting to know somebody or joking around with them. it works, i have enough positive attributes that i don't really need to "sell" myself to chicks. i used to "reach" for jokes or ways to make fun of them, but now i just say whatever comes to mind. sometimes its meant to be funny, sometimes its not

i'm big on contact. maybe shoulder/arms at the very beginning then eventually oblique area once the comfort level is there...sometimes that's pretty quick. you know if a chick is cool with it you're in. something about that area that signals "it's on"

 

[wes86]

fart on there hand, if that doesnt work throw salt in there eyes.

 

[ricco561]

I honestly don't think I could flirt with anyone else except one person.
Honestly, it wouldn't even be possible.
It would come off so forced and fake, it would be like Spock singing Dangelo lyrics.
It would be weak as hell, and well... kinda weird.

And I'm OK with it.
I know you need to do it, but remember I'm married.

 

[lartinos]

fart on there hand, if that doesnt work throw salt in there eyes.

I totally disagree with you. Those are things I do once I'm in a relationship.

 

[bigmann245]

I look them straight in the eye and with an italian/new yorker accent ask "How u doin'?



Multiple personality trick doesn't work on me

why you gotta steel my line????

 

[chris302001]

And I'm OK with it.
I know you need to do it, but remember I'm married.

lmao

 

[-Ariel-]

And I'm OK with it.
I know you need to do it, but remember I'm married.

Long time no see...
Your Avi is the visual representation of my Flirt.