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lartinos
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What are your techniques? I flirt and I don't even know it sometimes, lol.
bw1
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tit pics?
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lartinos
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semen?
jackangel
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no thanks
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lartinos
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Well, the offer is on the table.
I look them straight in the eye and with an italian/new yorker accent ask "How u doin'? 
Multiple personality trick doesn't work on me
Multiple personality trick doesn't work on me
is mpt like, a wrestling move or something?
eye contact is where flirting is directed from. body language. i always have one or 2 fingers rubbing my coin purse when a lady's around.
Strongbow
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Are you okay where the hell you been? I thought somebody had kidnapped you. LOL
LOL... good to see U, I just bought a can of copenhagen. I was hankerin for it, cause I'm trying to quit smoking cloves. I was fiending bad.
I don't wanna go from smoking to dipping... I'm going cold turkey... and this sucks.
I gave in.
I'm spending all my free time with someone from the East Coast who, well makes me feel like I"m 17. LOL
Good to see ya SB.
Jon79
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chris302001
Banned
Remember his "my girlfriend is mad at me b/c I was flirting with someone else. I couldnt ever stop flirting with people, it's just who I am...." thread??????
I'm happy for you bro!
Remember his "my girlfriend is mad at me b/c I was flirting with someone else. I couldnt ever stop flirting with people, it's just who I am...." thread??????
I'm happy for you bro!
yeah...LOL
In my defense, Kuhn... will back me up on this.... I've had a paradigm shift...
What was true yesterday, isn't true today.
KillahBee
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I pretty much aim to say really fucked up shit and insult them as much as possible. A girl approached me last night to flirt w/ me and a few of the tidbits I threw at her:
- I'm gay and really enjoy blowing my friend (who was standing with me)
- I will chloroform her, chop her up and throw her in the trunk of my Galant
- I have a 3 inch penis
- I cry when I orgasm
- I have much better hair then her
- Her shoes are stupid
- I own this fucking place
It's fun. Either they fall completely in love with me and we have a great time or they freak out and storm off or yell at me or cry. Not sure which result I enjoy more.
- I'm gay and really enjoy blowing my friend (who was standing with me)
- I will chloroform her, chop her up and throw her in the trunk of my Galant
- I have a 3 inch penis
- I cry when I orgasm
- I have much better hair then her
- Her shoes are stupid
- I own this fucking place
It's fun. Either they fall completely in love with me and we have a great time or they freak out and storm off or yell at me or cry. Not sure which result I enjoy more.
chris302001
Banned
truer words have never been spoken!
nimbus
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KillahBee
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this is what i shoot for, but i can't do it if i'm too attracted to the girl...blah
You play sports? I assume you do, so I'll use that metaphor. It's like a basketball player in the playoffs who goes out and plays his style game for 47 minutes. Then, with the game (and possibly the championship) on the line, that player gets away from his style in the last minute in favor of something "safer". That shit happens all the time, it's natural I suppose. But it hardly ever works. Go with what got you there. Trust in that.
Same with hitting on chicks. The hotness of the chick or the level of attraction should never change the game plan.
AztecWarrior
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I slap them across the ass with my dick. Try it next time.
calveless wonder
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i don't really flirt. i just talk and be myself. most girls already know whats up usually in most situations if you go up to them.
my "flirting" consists of getting to know somebody or joking around with them. it works, i have enough positive attributes that i don't really need to "sell" myself to chicks. i used to "reach" for jokes or ways to make fun of them, but now i just say whatever comes to mind. sometimes its meant to be funny, sometimes its not
i'm big on contact. maybe shoulder/arms at the very beginning then eventually oblique area once the comfort level is there...sometimes that's pretty quick. you know if a chick is cool with it you're in. something about that area that signals "it's on"
my "flirting" consists of getting to know somebody or joking around with them. it works, i have enough positive attributes that i don't really need to "sell" myself to chicks. i used to "reach" for jokes or ways to make fun of them, but now i just say whatever comes to mind. sometimes its meant to be funny, sometimes its not
i'm big on contact. maybe shoulder/arms at the very beginning then eventually oblique area once the comfort level is there...sometimes that's pretty quick. you know if a chick is cool with it you're in. something about that area that signals "it's on"
ricco561
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lartinos
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I totally disagree with you. Those are things I do once I'm in a relationship.
bigmann245
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I look them straight in the eye and with an italian/new yorker accent ask "How u doin'?
Multiple personality trick doesn't work on me
why you gotta steel my line????
chris302001
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lmao
nimbus
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for sure...i def see the logic behind it. but when the adrenaline kicks in im not thinking like myself anymore. the good news is the cutoff for the level of hottness that phases me goes up and up
What's the word with Whatsherface?
Bikini Mod
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This only works with chicks who are head-cases.
A female who knows her worth gets irritated very quickly w/this type of behavior and it is NOT recoverable.
Just be yourself and don't lie so badly that if you get caught it will make you look foolish. LOL
rocky_road
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For once I agree with BM. +1.
stosstruppe
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"Cupcake" them (fart in your hand, open hand in their face).
ricco561
New member
That's because my avi really is me.
I have to work twice as hard to flirt.
But once they get a hold of those ears.................
chris302001
Banned
they sandpaper your face with pube stubble?
