How do you flirt with someone?

[Strongbow]

I don't flirt... I sparkle...
LOL
It's from Ben Stiller a long time ago...
I thought it was funny.

Are you okay where the hell you been? I thought somebody had kidnapped you. LOL

 

[-Ariel-]

Are you okay where the hell you been? I thought somebody had kidnapped you. LOL

LOL... good to see U, I just bought a can of copenhagen. I was hankerin for it, cause I'm trying to quit smoking cloves. I was fiending bad.

I don't wanna go from smoking to dipping... I'm going cold turkey... and this sucks.
I gave in.

I'm spending all my free time with someone from the East Coast who, well makes me feel like I"m 17. LOL

Good to see ya SB.

 

[-Ariel-]

I honestly don't think I could flirt with anyone else except one person.
Honestly, it wouldn't even be possible.
It would come off so forced and fake, it would be like Spock singing Dangelo lyrics.
It would be weak as hell, and well... kinda weird.

 

[Jon79]

LOL... good to see U, I just bought a can of copenhagen. I was hankerin for it, cause I'm trying to quit smoking cloves. I was fiending bad.

I don't wanna go from smoking to dipping... I'm going cold turkey... and this sucks.
I gave in.

I'm spending all my free time with someone from the East Coast who, well makes me feel like I"m 17. LOL

Good to see ya SB.

good my man...

 

[chris302001]

I honestly don't think I could flirt with anyone else except one person.
Honestly, it wouldn't even be possible.
It would come off so forced and fake, it would be like Spock singing Dangelo lyrics.
It would be weak as hell, and well... kinda weird.

Remember his "my girlfriend is mad at me b/c I was flirting with someone else. I couldnt ever stop flirting with people, it's just who I am...." thread??????


I'm happy for you bro!

 

[-Ariel-]

Remember his "my girlfriend is mad at me b/c I was flirting with someone else. I couldnt ever stop flirting with people, it's just who I am...." thread??????


I'm happy for you bro!

yeah...LOL

In my defense, Kuhn... will back me up on this.... I've had a paradigm shift...
What was true yesterday, isn't true today.

 

[HAYEZ]

i dont know how..i just dirnk alot and ramble ..grab a handful of vagina and see what happens

 

[KillahBee]

I pretty much aim to say really fucked up shit and insult them as much as possible. A girl approached me last night to flirt w/ me and a few of the tidbits I threw at her:

- I'm gay and really enjoy blowing my friend (who was standing with me)
- I will chloroform her, chop her up and throw her in the trunk of my Galant
- I have a 3 inch penis
- I cry when I orgasm
- I have much better hair then her
- Her shoes are stupid
- I own this fucking place

It's fun. Either they fall completely in love with me and we have a great time or they freak out and storm off or yell at me or cry. Not sure which result I enjoy more.

 

[iggy]

hahahaa, i have a similar technique.

love making fun of them.

two of my favorite past times.

making fun of people
hitting on hott girls

 

[chris302001]

yeah...LOL

In my defense, Kuhn... will back me up on this.... I've had a paradigm shift...
What was true yesterday, isn't true today.

truer words have never been spoken!