Java, if it were only mean trying to justify that you were homicidal stalker to a nuse in Ohio, it would be so easy. Such is the good old times, turns out she was the stalker and cut off my penis and fed it to your dad, which he enjoyed and your mom asked for seconds
(it was only my foreskin of course)
Of course if only my boorish attempts at juvenile humor would at all move you from saying *yawn* to them, I might continue with them. Sadly, I know you are far too old to far for the juvenile insults that might affect the youth, as in your youth is wasted on this thinking.
Let's just go out and live man! We can can't change this shit! Let's fly balloons and ballasts and shoot rockets up Uranus (not in a gay way, just aim that way- towards the universe).
How often do we want to rule the world, like some Alexander the Great? Well I do have this magic potion, it costs 99$- just as a teaser. Then you can rule and be the benevolent well ruler of all you create in your mind. Essentially, I have a god in an oil, for less than a hundred thousand bucks, and for you, my friend, less than a hundred!
Because I trust you with such power. That is my bond to you.
So how would you like to pay for that my soon to be omnipotent one? Wire transfer, westernunion?
Most wars begin by fighting the last war, then machine guns came, then tanks, then chemical weapons about the same time, then smart bombs, then came the internet, where the next war is already being fought. If you took my potion, for only one dollar less than a hundred. I could show you the outside view.
A HUGE TICKET OF dimethyltryptiline DMT, the spirit molecule. Administered in a safe university medical center. Be part of DARPA