holy shit look how fast this guy punches!!!!!

[AAP]

Speaking of fighting:

I would fucking own that fat ass bitch. He don't want none. I openly challenged his pudgy ass several times on Elite and he still ain't accepted.

bitch aint' shit without his little goons supplying the muscle. I would beat the mac and cheese out of his ass.

 

[Sub-Zero]

This dude wanted to punch me in a nightclub a few months back. I grabbed his wrists and held him. The look on his face was one of surprise and fright as he couldn't shake loose to throw a blow. I thought about knocking him out but I let him go. I'm not violent. You need your arms to fight. Take them away from somebody and they can't do shit.

i woulda started kneeing and kicking the shit out of ur knees thighs and shins and then headbutted u.

when that didnt work i woulda started crying

 

[AAP]

i woulda started kneeing and kicking the shit out of ur knees thighs and shins and then headbutted u.

when that didnt work i woulda started crying

Just spit in their face, they will automatically close their eyes and flinch backwards. Never seeing that size 11 golf cleat ascending up to their balls.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Just spit in their face, they will automatically close their eyes and flinch backwards. Never seeing that size 11 golf cleat ascending up to their balls.

im size 10 and a half

 

[eat big]

I would fucking own that fat ass bitch. He don't want none. I openly challenged his pudgy ass several times on Elite and he still ain't accepted.

bitch aint' shit without his little goons supplying the muscle. I would beat the mac and cheese out of his ass.

With what?

 

[Hiatussin]

Who ever got anywhere in this world by fistfighting?

Nobody but Muhammed Ali and look how he ended up.

Get over your adolescent BS and stop thinking about fighting so much.

 

[biteme]

He's very fast, but he's not match for my headlock.

 

[eat big]

Who ever got anywhere in this world by fistfighting?

Nobody but Muhammed Ali and look how he ended up.

Get over your adolescent BS and stop thinking about fighting so much.

Ehh, he's done much more with his life outside the ring than he has inside the ring. He said "God gave me this disease to remind me I'm not number one, he is." Probably the most influential entrepeneur in the world. When he won Gold in the '60 Olympics noboy listened to him. When he was done boxing is a different story.

 

[s8nlilhlpr]

i woulda started kneeing and kicking the shit out of ur knees thighs and shins and then headbutted u.

when that didnt work i woulda started crying

Yeah funny thing, most people will become complete IDIOTS the second they are hit. Kung-fu, Taekwondo, etc, don't do ANYTHING for you in real life, if you don't practice getting attacked unexpectantly. So you can "say" you would kick, knee, headbutt. In reality, the second you realize the person you are "itching to fight" knows EXACTLY how to handle you, and already has both of your arms, try to stop for a few seconds to "think" of your next move. Its not strength/power that wins the fight, once the other person "controls" you, via movement or power, you have lost. Why do you think footwork is so important in boxing? Do you throw a punch with your feet? No, its all about manuevering your opponent, making him watch a distraction, and nailing him when he isn't paying attention.