Holy crap this sucks. Do I need to go to the doc?

[jnevin]

So I bit my tongue the other day. Like bad. I felt it crunch bad and it bled. So anyhoo, it's been hurting since and has felt like a canker sore or whatever it is that you get when you eat a ton of tomatoes. I woke up this morning and it's swollen and hurts like a mofo. It kind of feels like I have swolen glands in my neck on the side it hurts. I use listerine maybe 3 times per day and have been using it more since I bit myself. Should I get it checked out? I can't eat anything and it's really getting in the way of me becoming the fattest man in the world.

 

[bw1]

I would, sounds like an infection. Do you have a fever?

 

[jnevin]

I would, sounds like an infection. Do you have a fever?

I feel a little achy, but nothing huge. I think I'll head in. I don't need this to get worse.

 

[stilleto]

so is oral sex out of the question?

 

[jh1]

Damn... yeah sounds like an infection... wash your mouth with Hydrogen Peroxide, but honestly if hte glands are swollen as a result it's spread.

Fever? Like Bw1 said.

Fuck where is Pdaddy when you need a doctor.

 

[stilleto]

yes, go to a doctor. it sounds like you might have rabies.

ok, i mean, yes. go to a doctor.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Pdaddy is a doctor?

 

[jnevin]

What a pain in the ass. So I guess I'll be getting antibiotics? I'll grab some hydrogen peroxide too. Man, I was going to get sushi today.

 

[jnevin]

so is oral sex out of the question?

No. You can get me while I drive to the doc.

 

[AAP]

pull it out.