Hey Chix on the board do these sunglasses look gay?

[curling]

Bullit well I guess if they mean fast(as in speed) that is ok.

 

[supersizeme]

To avoid looking gay in those Oakley's, I think your best bet is whenever you're going to wear them, get some face paint and extend the flames across your forehead and upper cheeks. Dab your ears with some black paint so that they look charred from those incendiary shades. Draw a small fire extinguisher on your neck just to let people know that, even if things get out of hand, you got that shit covered, baby.

 

[Bullit]

Bullit well I guess if they mean fast(as in speed) that is ok.

I meant fast as in 'super-flaming-gay'.

 

[Temple]

Looks like yuppiewannabe biker shades to me. If you put on just your chaps, boots and those glasses you should be highly marketable in the gay porn industry though.

 

[curling]

I meant fast as in 'super-flaming-gay'.

That's IT see what I mean I am tired of gay people taking hetro cool things and turning it into a by word for them. IT HAS GOT TO STOP. US HETROS NEED TO STAND UP AGAINST THE GAY PEOPLE TAKING OUR WORDS AND SYMBOLS AND THEN TURNING THEM INTO THEIRS.

 

[Temple]

Looks like yuppiewannabe biker shades to me. If you put on just your chaps, boots and those glasses you should be highly marketable in the gay porn industry though.

I take it back. No self respecting homosexual would wear those glasses.

 

[Bullit]

That's IT see what I mean I am tired of gay people taking hetro cool things and turning it into a by word for them. IT HAS GOT TO STOP. US HETROS NEED TO STAND UP AGAINST THE GAY PEOPLE TAKING OUR WORDS AND SYMBOLS AND THEN TURNING THEM INTO THEIRS.

Yeah... you're straight right?



And by 'straight' I mean 'super-insanely-gay'.

 

[the nature boy]

lmao

 

[ariolanine]

I'm not a chick but just wanted to chime in with some friendly advice. Anything Oakley is so 1990. They aren't gay, just way the fuck outta style. No offense meant to your wife.

 

[the nature boy]

I think he should get em. Then he could put flames on his bike and wear shirts with flames on them. Then he can change his EF handle to "The Human Torch" or someshit.