hello people! i am back with a chronicle

[TheBudMan]

HEllo again people. I have been searching far and near around the globe for such an item called the Bottle of Aptness. He who drinks it starts lifting heavy body builder weights with perfect form. I would like to share with you my tale of travels.

I booked my plane ticket using priceline because i accidentally ate william shatner last week thinking he was a huge piece of beef jerky. i purchased 3 seats in first class, the middle for my ass and the other two to rest my triceps on during flight. Unfortunately for the person behind me I tried to recline the seat but when i flexed my titanic abs the seat rack broke and sent the tray behind me through the noodlekeg's sternum, killing him instantly. i yelled HAHA! in austrian and jumped out the emergency exit, gliding to safety by spreading my lats like i always do.

On the ground i was in a very strange place. Not only were pencil necks everywhere, but they had terrible teeth and bad dressing habits. this says a lot considering i was wearing my leather teva sandals of strength. i like them because the velcro strap fits over 2 of my elephantine toes instead of just 1 like other baby shoes. Plus the velcro is made from the testicle hair of silver back gorillas, which i killed for protein when i was starving in the jungles of africa.

More to come after I give maria her daily protein shakes.

 

[Spartacus]

pics of maria

 

[jack sparrow]

Thebudman is no noodle keg, trust me...he's pretty fuckin big.

 

[crazyjoe]

WTF is going on here. lol

 

[Gambino]

lo

 

[Sub-Zero]

lol! this guy is hilariouis

 

[crazyjoe]

HEllo again people. I have been searching far and near around the globe for such an item called the Bottle of Aptness. He who drinks it starts lifting heavy body builder weights with perfect form. I would like to share with you my tale of travels.

I booked my plane ticket using priceline because i accidentally ate william shatner last week thinking he was a huge piece of beef jerky. i purchased 3 seats in first class, the middle for my ass and the other two to rest my triceps on during flight. Unfortunately for the person behind me I tried to recline the seat but when i flexed my titanic abs the seat rack broke and sent the tray behind me through the noodlekeg's sternum, killing him instantly. i yelled HAHA! in austrian and jumped out the emergency exit, gliding to safety by spreading my lats like i always do.

On the ground i was in a very strange place. Not only were pencil necks everywhere, but they had terrible teeth and bad dressing habits. this says a lot considering i was wearing my leather teva sandals of strength. i like them because the velcro strap fits over 2 of my elephantine toes instead of just 1 like other baby shoes. Plus the velcro is made from the testicle hair of silver back gorillas, which i killed for protein when i was starving in the jungles of africa.

More to come after I give maria her daily protein shakes.

funny shit

 

[chewyxrage]

more more

 

[crazyjoe]

More Damnit!!!!

 

[TheBudMan]

Back when I trained with Franco we would venture into the woods of argentina and have sexual intercourse with jaguars shortly following professional body builder bench presses. I would always laugh at Franco because the jaguar always escaped his baby grip. So far to date no woman except for maria my wife has been able to bring me to orgasm like a jaguar. One time I was coming so intensely I flexed my massive quads which propelled the jaguar into outer space. me and franco laughed merrily as we drank pure walrus milk for bulking purposes.

here is a picture of me screaming after climaxing