hello people! i am back with a chronicle

[TheBudMan]

Yes I have a new name but i am still the same world champion body builder.

I will now make known to you a story about how i started the war in iraq.

ONe morning I woke up late for a personal training class. Gerard butler asked me to turn his floppy noodle keg body into world champion body builder like mine for his 300 movie. I told him about my superior abdominal workout. I explained to him how I would flex my titanic stomach abs because every austrian automatically has them, then jump onto the highway letting a tractor trailer ram into my stomach. I performed this rep 5 times for 3 sets. I stopped using this method after the words KCAM were embedded into my skin. "No way I'm doing that!!" he screams in a puny spartan voice. So I said "this is AUSTRIA!!!" and left a massive shit on his chin for him to wear during movie shootings.

This entire event made me realize i need to research the internet for new training methods. I used to have a laptop computer but kept hitting 4 rows of keys at the same time with my enormous body builder fingers. So i flung it out my window from austria and smashed it into one of the world trade center buildings, tumbling it to the ground like wooden baby blocks.

 

[jh1]

What's up Jnev??

 

[redguru]

deltoiddeltoid rules the world.

 

[H_T_]

have you ever posed nude for steroids? i know i have....

 

[redguru]

have you ever posed nude for steroids? i know i have....

Hence your profile pic? You too, huh?

 

[-SD-]

Noodle Keg.

 

[H_T_]

he threatened Ulcasters dog with rape and Ulcaster was banned for it. i'm just saying...

 

[wootoom]

hahaha this guy rocks

 

[jnevin]

LOL. It ain't me...

 

[Spartacus]

~lmao~

 

[TheBudMan]

HEllo again people. I have been searching far and near around the globe for such an item called the Bottle of Aptness. He who drinks it starts lifting heavy body builder weights with perfect form. I would like to share with you my tale of travels.

I booked my plane ticket using priceline because i accidentally ate william shatner last week thinking he was a huge piece of beef jerky. i purchased 3 seats in first class, the middle for my ass and the other two to rest my triceps on during flight. Unfortunately for the person behind me I tried to recline the seat but when i flexed my titanic abs the seat rack broke and sent the tray behind me through the noodlekeg's sternum, killing him instantly. i yelled HAHA! in austrian and jumped out the emergency exit, gliding to safety by spreading my lats like i always do.

On the ground i was in a very strange place. Not only were pencil necks everywhere, but they had terrible teeth and bad dressing habits. this says a lot considering i was wearing my leather teva sandals of strength. i like them because the velcro strap fits over 2 of my elephantine toes instead of just 1 like other baby shoes. Plus the velcro is made from the testicle hair of silver back gorillas, which i killed for protein when i was starving in the jungles of africa.

More to come after I give maria her daily protein shakes.

 

[Spartacus]

pics of maria

 

[jack sparrow]

Thebudman is no noodle keg, trust me...he's pretty fuckin big.

 

[crazyjoe]

WTF is going on here. lol

 

[Gambino]

lo

 

[Sub-Zero]

lol! this guy is hilariouis

 

[crazyjoe]

HEllo again people. I have been searching far and near around the globe for such an item called the Bottle of Aptness. He who drinks it starts lifting heavy body builder weights with perfect form. I would like to share with you my tale of travels.

I booked my plane ticket using priceline because i accidentally ate william shatner last week thinking he was a huge piece of beef jerky. i purchased 3 seats in first class, the middle for my ass and the other two to rest my triceps on during flight. Unfortunately for the person behind me I tried to recline the seat but when i flexed my titanic abs the seat rack broke and sent the tray behind me through the noodlekeg's sternum, killing him instantly. i yelled HAHA! in austrian and jumped out the emergency exit, gliding to safety by spreading my lats like i always do.

On the ground i was in a very strange place. Not only were pencil necks everywhere, but they had terrible teeth and bad dressing habits. this says a lot considering i was wearing my leather teva sandals of strength. i like them because the velcro strap fits over 2 of my elephantine toes instead of just 1 like other baby shoes. Plus the velcro is made from the testicle hair of silver back gorillas, which i killed for protein when i was starving in the jungles of africa.

More to come after I give maria her daily protein shakes.

funny shit

 

[chewyxrage]

more more

 

[crazyjoe]

More Damnit!!!!

 

[TheBudMan]

Back when I trained with Franco we would venture into the woods of argentina and have sexual intercourse with jaguars shortly following professional body builder bench presses. I would always laugh at Franco because the jaguar always escaped his baby grip. So far to date no woman except for maria my wife has been able to bring me to orgasm like a jaguar. One time I was coming so intensely I flexed my massive quads which propelled the jaguar into outer space. me and franco laughed merrily as we drank pure walrus milk for bulking purposes.

here is a picture of me screaming after climaxing

 

[crazyjoe]

Back when I trained with Franco we would venture into the woods of argentina and have sexual intercourse with jaguars shortly following professional body builder bench presses. I would always laugh at Franco because the jaguar always escaped his baby grip. So far to date no woman except for maria my wife has been able to bring me to orgasm like a jaguar. One time I was coming so intensely I flexed my massive quads which propelled the jaguar into outer space. me and franco laughed merrily as we drank pure walrus milk for bulking purposes.

here is a picture of me screaming after climaxing

lmfao! Good shit

 

[KillahBee]

lmfao, good to have you back budman!

 

[-SD-]

Noodlekeg!

 

[TheBudMan]

I would like to share with you pictures highlighting adventures from my life of being world champion bodybuilder.

This is my wife Maria and I meeting our dinner at an exotic restaurant where they let you pick which noodlekeg you want to eat before they cook it:

HA! One of my personal favorites for you to add to your collection! This is me preparing to take a massive shit on the gym floor. Franco thought it would be funny to put laxative in my whey proteins pre workout shake. Shortly after filling the gym with ostrich meat shit, i wiped my ass with the smith machine then launched it out the window where it landed on fat city children purchasing ice cream from a truck. I sprint passed them and yelled not all noodlekegs go to heaven!! HA!

 

[TheBudMan]

I have posted this before but let me do it again for all you people with inferior straw leg genetics who want to eat like a champion.

Meal 1:
20 Raw Eggs
2 Loaves of Bread
1 Bowl of Austrian Brand Steroids + 4 Litres of Milk
1 Apple
1 Ostrich

Post-Workout Shake:
1 Bottle Austrian Brand Steroids
10 Scoops of Protien Powder
25 Gallons of Milk

Meal 2:
1 Buffalo Head
5 liters Oatmeal

Meal 3:
20 Chickens
10 Baked Potatoes + Sour Cream
1 liter of milk

Meal 4:
1 Cow Leg
10lbs of Raw Salad
25 Bananas

Meal 5:
5 Live Salmon (Swallow Whole)
5lbs Peanut Butter
1 Coconut

Meal 6:
1 10lbs Austrian Peanut


This is what I ate on an average day. Do not try this or your baby stomachs will explode.

 

[JayC9]

Nathan?

 

[-SD-]

lol @ Austrian brand roids.

 

[crazyjoe]

I have posted this before but let me do it again for all you people with inferior straw leg genetics who want to eat like a champion.

Meal 1:
20 Raw Eggs
2 Loaves of Bread
1 Bowl of Austrian Brand Steroids + 4 Litres of Milk
1 Apple
1 Ostrich

Post-Workout Shake:
1 Bottle Austrian Brand Steroids
10 Scoops of Protien Powder
25 Gallons of Milk

Meal 2:
1 Buffalo Head
5 liters Oatmeal

Meal 3:
20 Chickens
10 Baked Potatoes + Sour Cream
1 liter of milk

Meal 4:
1 Cow Leg
10lbs of Raw Salad
25 Bananas

Meal 5:
5 Live Salmon (Swallow Whole)
5lbs Peanut Butter
1 Coconut

Meal 6:
1 10lbs Austrian Peanut


This is what I ate on an average day. Do not try this or your baby stomachs will explode.

Noice!

 

[TheBudMan]

I will be soon revealing my training in detail with a book titled, How to have muscles that are pumped like danny devitos head. i will write this book holding the pencil between my pectorals and flexing them to make words. This book will be special. After completing each chapter of chronicles, I will create an insulin spike by eating 235 pounds of sugar cane. I will harvest them by flexing my lats and sprinting through the fields. more to come later.

 

[crazyjoe]

I will be soon revealing my training in detail with a book titled, How to have muscles that are pumped like danny devitos head. i will write this book holding the pencil between my pectorals and flexing them to make words. This book will be special. After completing each chapter of chronicles, I will create an insulin spike by eating 235 pounds of sugar cane. I will harvest them by flexing my lats and sprinting through the fields. more to come later.

I am a little disapointed with this one.

 

[wootoom]

hi wootoom

 

[wombtool]

hi wootoom

hi cheesedick

 

[swole]

this still cracks me up lol

 

[Spartacus]

hi wootoom

heh

 

[nimbus]

rofl @ pure walrus milk

 

[stosstruppe]

Lol this stuff is great